“Hey, it’s Ju! I’m just calling to tell you thank you for letting me recite my Spanish presentation over and over to you without complaining too much, because I got an A! You’re the best, seriously---and I know my Spanish pronunciations are terrible so yeah, thanks. See ya later, alligator.”
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
“Hooooly shit, I’m so drunk right now it’s not even funny. Seriously---how am I this drunk? I need a high five from you or something, damn. I’d even give Romeo a blowjob right now, this is so awesome. I’m an honors student, what the fuck is this? Get your ass over here right----now.”
✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail
“AAAAAH! Guess what, Gracie? You’re never going to believe it, oh my god. Pick up your damn phone so I can tell you the great news.”
“Hey, can you call me when you get this? I just want to talk to you about something.”