my system for the past ~5 years has been to pause my audible membership until i get a marketing email that’s like “hey we’ll give you 50% off for three months if you come back!” and then resume membership for those three months only before pausing again, rinse and repeat, but at some point they’ve introduced a bullshit ‘oh you can only pause for ninety days once a year’ and it’s like okay. i’m cancelling my membership and downloading the files to keep anyway. you went from getting a little bit of my money to none of it. choke.
















