So, if any of you have an Alexa/Echo speaker, here's a fun but simple life hack.
Say "<wakeword>, put beef on my beef list.".
Since nobody has need for such a narrow list, you need to say "yes" when asked if you want to create a list called "beef".
Repeat step 1 to ensure that beef was added to your beef list.
Repeat step 1 when bored. Your device should say "You already have beef on your beef."
BOUNS* TIEM!!
Make new useless lists by just replacing "beef" with another word
Have your device read off what's on these pointless lists. For best results, use the app to edit at least one list to have 6 of the same item, since the device reads the list five things at a time.
Laugh. This is a fun thing, not a practical thing. If you aren't laughing, you aren't having fun, and if you aren't having fun, that's no good!*
* If you get this reference, good job. +2 points.
* If you get this reference, good job. +2 points.