Passing through the Canadian border: omg hiiii :) what’s up? Where you from? What doing? Omg sounds funnn have a good timeee
Crossing back through the American border: there are seven cameras pointed at you at all times. Wait here. Now come over here. Now wait here. Look into this camera. Where are you from. What is your genome sequence. You live here you say? List every place in America you’ve ever been. I could kill you right fucking now. Get in the box, you outsider freak. I’ll let you out when you prove you belong here.
















