ActuallyCereal

They/Them | 26 | Schrodinger's Queer | Founder of the Fake Boys’ Club Fan Club

[blorbo-posting]

[honeyxviii]

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

[acetaminophriends]

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[emil]

she quit earlier this week so now i feel like im allowed to share that one of my coworkers asked for my pronouns, pat herself on the back for asking someone for their pronouns for the first time, and then immediately made it clear to me that she was suffering from mold poisoning

[emil]

my very first impression of her was "is this what manic episodes look like when you're not the one having one?" but it was mold the entire time. i found out it was mold because right after she was like Yeah you trans people deserve rights too ^_^ she launched into a rant about how her neighbors confirmed with her that she's not the only one smelling mold in the vents at their apartment complex. she also immediately misgendered me but idgaf about that.

I do give a fuck about: The Mold asked for my pronouns. Thank you Mold

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[setulose]

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

[kephpuff]

The siblings ever

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[redstonedust]

i dont see it as much these days but im fond of the thing where people imply characters have had sex by just. drawing them in eachother clothes. and everyone understands the implication of this as if outfit swapping is a default and expect part of the post-sex experience.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Listen guys witch hunts were bad but they weren’t a universal phenomenon in the past. Western Europeans and colonists just had a collective freak out for about a hundred years around the 17th and 18th centuries and then they mostly calmed down.

At the time Eastern Europe was also freaking out about vampires. Everybody was just having a rough century.

[billyn0mates]

1486, in the 17th century

[what-even-is-thiss]

Just because a book was written doesn’t mean that it caused mass panic literally one instant later. The biggest wave of witch hunts happened in the 17th and 18th centuries. It says right there on your screenshot that this book was still being used then.

[glendathegoodone]

[enchantingcheesecakepersona]

[rosesonkittens]

I've always written everything by hand before typing. Staring at a blank word document doesn't inspire the words to come.

But a blank paper and a blue pen and the words come at a steady pace.

[panaeolus-fimicola]

Frontiers | Handwriting but not typewriting leads to widespread brain connectivity: a high-density EEG study with implications for the class

As traditional handwriting is progressively being replaced by digital devices, it is essential to investigate the implications for the human

aaaand here's a link to the paper :)

[fivepebble]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[oaks-and-willows]

"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.

[emil]

#sex

[homunculus-argument]

You can only wear one colour and one metal shade* forever. Choose:

red with gold

orange with gold

yellow with gold

green with gold

blue with gold

purple with gold

red with silver

orange with silver

yellow with silver

green with silver

blue with silver

purple with silver

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[*copper/bronze/etc are hereby classified as "gold", and all grey metals from platinum to steel are classified as "silver". You can pick whatever shades and tones of your colour, so shades of beige and brown count as "orange". You can also wear either black or white as an addition to your colour, but not both. If you want to wear grey, go nude forever, or otherwise choose an option not listed above, you will be killed on sight.]