*breaks in while holding a premium coffee bean bag and beeps at shadow as i hold the bag out to him*
EGGMAN ROBOT SPOTTED. METAL, GET OUT OF OUR HOME-
WAIT ARE THOSE COFFEE BEANS FOR SHADOW? YEAH GIVE THOSE TO HIM, I’M SICK OF HEARING ROUGE WHINE ABOUT SHADOW STEALING HER COFFEE.
I HAVE RECORDED EVIDENCE OF YOU “WHINING” ABOUT SHADOW STEALING YOUR COFFEE.
Well, free coffee is free coffee. I am checking it to make sure the doctor did not tamper with it, and then I am taking it. Thank you, Metal.
I WILL SPARE YOU THIS TIME AND ONLY THIS TIME.