the jjk men are bad! boyfriends
starring: ryomen sukuna, toji fushiguro
masterlist part 1 part 2 part 3
sukuna cares about his pleasure more than yours.
yes he's big, yes he feels that "ego" feeling guys get about making their girlfriend come but he genuinely can't be asked to do anything but chase his orgasm. if you finish it's just a plus on the side.
sukuna doesn't let you see your friends.
you might think "aww he's jealous" in the beginning but it's so lame when your best friend's birthday is coming up and you have to be the annoying male-centered friend and ditch because you won't even bother asking him for permission.
sukuna literally thinks he's smarter, stronger and better than you.
it might even be true but jeez, he doesn't trust your planning, your time management, your driving, your math... it's not quirky, babe, you are lesser than him in his brain. well, everyone is, but you would think you're the exception.
sukuna is just rude as hell.
you think it's funny in the beginning when he's "jokingly" making fun of your makeup choices, or your outfit choices, but sometimes it feels like he genuinely doesn't like you. on the rare occasion you guys are going out (HE was feeling for some good steak and you make it too "cooked") his face twists up in disgust at the fact that you're "trying so hard" to look good... his words not mine.
sukuna punches holes in walls.
that's it lmao.
toji only tells you he has a son for sympathy.
you wouldn't know he had one unless he straight up told you because you haven't met him once and he hasn't even come to stay with toji ONCE. (it's your apartment he's living in so you would know)
toji doesn't do shit around the house.
he compensates for this in the bedroom because obviously. however, when his dark yellow piss is staining your toilet bowl you can't help but be fuming. too bad he doesn't care. "it's not even my place, stop wilding." -toji probably
toji makes everything about sex.
he's attractive and you even l-l-love him >_< but still that doesn't mean you're always hot and ready like little caesar's pizza. that doesn't dissuade him though, because you're very weak willed when it comes to him and he knows it.
toji is an addict.
he gambles away all his money, even though he makes a lot. you're expecting this expensive date he's always promising you but he's down at the horse race betting on number 7 because he's got a good feeling. he isn't gonna "snap out of it" with the power of love, girl.
toji is still in love with his ex wife.
you only found out he had a wife because you called yourself "mrs. fushiguro" and he laughed at you. he took her whole last name, and became a stand up guy for her. who are you? definitely not his perfect ex wife who can do no wrong and who he compares you to in his mind.
