“someone at work got mad at me because she said it was time to ‘let the cat out of the bag’ and i pointed out that no one in the building was holding a cat or a bag. she said my reply was ‘insensitive’ and that i would ‘get a taste of my own medicine’. i don’t know what that fucking means. i think i might’ve b’n threatened. i hope she targets only my appendix. doctors have been saying it’s fine to remove my appendix or somethin’ like that for years.”










