#amused much.

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Mikagura Gakuen Kumikyoku Episode 7. Conversation between Eruna, Himi and Bimii.

Himi: A party? I'll be there! What should I wear?

Eruna: Himi-chan, you will look good in anything! But if I have to choose something, I'd say come in your birthday suit!

Himi: I understand! Then, I'll cover myself in blood and attach an umbilical cord (Katai's face changes to one of dread) and come, okay?

Bimii: Was that what you meant, ryui?

Eruna: (smiling) I think that would work in its way too!

Bimii: No, ryui! That would totally put Asuhi off, ryui!

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CSI Season 6 Episode 21 Rashomama Conversation between Jim, Catherine and Nick.

Jim: (as Nick's vehicle enters) Hey (unclear), how do you like your new ride? (camera pans to Nick's vehicle, and zooms in. The car has been repainted with a woman on it)

Catherine: Hey look, they fixed it.

Nick: Oh, oh, it's not funny.

Catherine: Oh, it is a little funny.

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Criminal Minds Season 10 Episode 18 Rock Creek Park. Conversation between Dorian and Spencer in the surveillance house.

Dorian Loker: (in Russian) Please tell me you speak Russian so this isn't a big waste of time.

Spencer: (looking stunned) (replying in Russian) Don't worry, I do.

Dorian Loker: Good.(Starts lifting cloth off table) There's a lot of down time in surveillance, I hope you brought something to read.

Spencer: (Spotting a book) Great Expectations. You like Charles Dickens?

Dorian Loker: Believe it or not, I haven't read him before. Figured it was high time to change that.

Spencer: He's great. That moment when Pip finally learns that Estella was always groomed to break men's hearts always strikes …

Dorian Loker: Haven't gotten there yet.

Spencer: Oh well, I think you are going to like that part.

Dorian Loker: Terrific. (Dumps the book into Spencer's hands) I am going to put on a fresh pot of coffee. (Walks away)

Spencer: (looking like he did something wrong)

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Criminal Minds. Season 10 Episode 15 Scream. The team's conversation on the plane.

David: We know this guy is good at being invisible. Both women were last seen leaving work and never have made it back home.

Derek: He has to be abducting them in public.

JJ: Well, both were technically single. They could be looking to meet new people. Maybe that is a sin.

Spencer: Raymond Fernandez used to place personal ads in newspapers. He would seduce and rob women who answered them.

JJ: The unsub could be a lonely hearts killer?

Spencer: Maybe he hunts at places where singles hang out? You know, bars, night clubs, chess tournaments?

*long pause as the team looks at Spencer quizzically*

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One Piece Episode 538. Confused Luffy.

Luffy: Hey! Who are you? Why are you on Sunny? (referring to Den, Tom's brother)

Franky: He's Den-chan, the younger brother of Tom, my shipwright master! He's fixing the coating of the ship.

Luffy: Oh, is that so? He's the master who is going to coat your younger brother, huh?

*Moment of silence*

Franky: Well, that's close enough! *thumbs up*

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Running Man Episode 206. The One Where Ji Hyo Gets Rebuffed.

Ji Hyo: Kwang Soo, have you ever met Joo Won before?

Joo Won: I met him at some publicity event before.

Kwang Soo: Yes, at some publicity event.

Jae Suk: Kwang Soo is good at tagging along to various events.

Kwang Soo: (incredulous face) I was invited too!

Seok Cheon: I saw Kwang Soo's latest movie recently. I saw his latest movie and he really is a good actor.

Kwang Soo: (bows in response to the compliment)

Seok Cheon: I thought he was just a character, but his acting really impressed me.

Jong Kook: Even though Kwang Soo may be a good actor, who stood out to you the most in looks?

Seok Cheon: Jong Kook. (Both Seok Cheon and Jong Kook break into a laughter)

Kwang Soo: Jong Kook was getting jealous.

Jae Suk: He fits right in with the rest of us.

Suk Jin: So you like men like Jong Kook?

Seok Cheon: No, not necessarily. Out of everyone here, Ji Hyo…

Ji Hyo: (looks over in Seok Cheon's direction)

Seok Cheon: … is the only one I am not interested in.

Ji Hyo: (collapse in laughter)

Gary: Haha… Ji Hyo…

Seok Cheon: Why are you even here?

Ji Hyo: I'm… I'm a member.

Jae Suk: (mimicking Ji Hyo) "I'm a member". Did you all see that? Only he can get away with saying that.

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Running Man. Episode 205.

Oh man. Lee Gook Joo is such a real sport. She is so cute and funny. Can kinda tell she is the big-hearted sort of person who doesn't mind poking fun at herself to entertain everyone. Now, that is someone I can look up to. Much respect to this comedienne lady! =)

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Running Man Episode 204: Snow White. Ji Hyo Snow White's Arduous Journey to Faint for the Opening Scene.

Ji Hyo: I'm dying now (while holding an apple she has bitten)

Everyone: Snow White is supposed to faint.

Ji Hyo: I'm fainting now.

Jong Kook: Is that how it's supposed to be?

Ji Hyo: (with a hint of frustration) That's what the cartoon says! Once she bites… (imitates eating the apple and fainting)

Ha Ha: The cartoon?

Ji Hyo: (embarrassed) I meant the fairytale.

Ha Ha: You enjoy cartoons too much!

Ji Hyo: (laughs) Fairytale! Fairytale.

Ha Ha: Fine, die already to match the fairytale.

Ji Hyo: I'm fainting now okay? (makes a move to bite the apple again)

Jae Suk: Why do you need to eat so much apple to die?

Ji Hyo: (cracks into laughter)

Everyone: (laughs)

Jae Suk: You are supposed to die after one bite!

Ji Hyo: (in uncontrollable laughter)

Jae Suk: Are you trying to make a meal out of it? How can you eat so much?

Ji Hyo: (irritated) I'm just going to take a bite!

Suk Jin: Fine, take a bite!

Ha Ha: Hey Song Ji Hyo Princess! I think the poisoned apple is the other one. (points to other apple in basket)

Ji Hyo: Huh? (picks up the other apple in the basket)

Ha Ha: Yours is a normal apple. That's the poisoned one!

Ji Hyo: (picks up the apple and wipes it on her dress)

Ha Ha: Why are you cleaning off the poison?

Ji Hyo: Okay, I'm eating it.

Someone in the background: Bye!

Ha Ha: I think that is enough!

Suk Jin: Yes, that should do the trick. Yes, that's right.

Ji Hyo: (faints)

Suk Jin: Oh!

Kwang Soo: Princess!!!

Jae Suk: (takes the apple from Ji Hyo's hand)

Ha Ha: Yes! An apple for me!

Suk Jin: Eat it!

Ji Hyo: (wakes up laughing)

Ha Ha: (takes a bite and pass the apple to Kwang Soo, then feints fainting)

Kwang Soo: (takes a bite of the apple)

Jae Suk: Oh! Princess!

Ji Hyo: (faints again after laughing)

PD: Only a prince can save Snow White from her curse.

Suk Jin: There is a prince amongst us.

PD: The hints to solve the witch's curse and find the prince aren't here. But the hints might be in the future where civilization is highly developed.

Ha Ha: So if we don't want to save her, we can just close here right now?

Ji Hyo: (Wakes up angrily and points at Ha Ha)

Ha Ha: She's up! (Gets up from stool and takes the same apple back to Ji Hyo) Eat more!

Ji Hyo: (bites the apple and forced to faint again)

Jae Suk: (to Ryu Seung Soo) We may be in a skit right now but a princess is down. Yet you look so relaxed as you eat cookies.

Everyone: (laughs)

Seung Soo: (embarrassed)

PD: All of you will pass through the mirror into the future… Go to the future and find the hints about the curse and the prince's whereabouts. Snow White will disappear forever if she doesn't wake up.

Ha Ha: Yeah!

Jae Suk: (Claps)

Kwang Soo and Ha Ha: (put their hands together in jubilation)

Jong Kook and Suk Jin: (do a high ten)

Gary: (Claps)

Jae Suk: We are ready to accept the new princess.

Gary: It's a pipe dream. Just let her go!

Ji Hyo: (resurrected again in laughter)

Subtitles: Resurrected. I cannot let that happen!

Kwang Soo: The next princess should be in her 20s!

Gary: Shouldn't I be crying now? (Covers his face with his hands and pretends to cry) No, that cannot be!

Subtitles: Only the Monday Couple Dwarf cares about the princess.

PD: (controlling his laughter) So if you want to save the princess, you can travel to the future through that mirror.

Ji Hyo: (Gives up on fainting and just watches the group and their antics)

PD: Okay then, Kwang Soo, you can go first.

Kwang Soo: (stands up and acts frightened and confused)

Gary: How can he get into his character so quickly?

Kwang Soo: (yells and acts like he is being dragged into the mirror)

Subtitles: Pretending to be sucked into the mirror?

Jae Suk: That's enough.

Kwang Soo: (Crawls up to the mirror) Nooooo!!!

Jae Suk: It's not a kidnapping. You are going in there voluntarily. You are supposed to go in there voluntarily.

Kwang Soo: (looks at the filming crew)

Subtitles: Is that so?

Kwang Soo: (redoing his scene) Just hang in there, princess! I will save you! (runs into mirror)

Ha Ha: I will save you, princess! I'm your prince! (leaps into the mirror)

Suk Jin: Is that truly necessary? Can't we just go in normally?

PD: Princess, you must stay unconscious.

Ji Hyo: (faints again)

Jae Suk: Princess, don't keep getting up to peek at us!

Ji Hyo: (with eyes closed) But it's so fun right now!

Jae Suk: Princess! I'm your prince! (runs and falls)

Subtitles: Ha Ha puts his foot out.

Jong Kook: (claps) This is great fun!

Subtitles: Did the Kid Dwarf come back from the future to add more fun?

Jae Suk: (stares at Ha Ha and then runs into the mirror again)

Suk Jin: Princess! I will take care of you!

Jae Suk: (pulls the back of Suk Jin's suspenders)

Suk Jin: (runs and falls)

Gary: Ji Hyo! I am coming for you! Just hang in there!

Ha Ha: (puts his hand out and trips Gary's leg)

Gary: (falls)

Ji Hyo: (laughs)

Gary: (redoing his scene) Ji Hyo! I am coming for you! Just hang in there! (jumps into mirror)

Seung Soo: (carries Ji Hyo in his arms)

Someone in the background: Is he going to jump with Ji Hyo?

Jae Suk: I just heard your bones cracking, Hyung! His knee definitely make a cracking sound.

Subtitles: Take care of your joints first in the future!

Jae Suk: Hyung, it sounds like you pulled some muscles.

Seung Soo: (falters with Ji Hyo)

Seung Soo: (redoing his scene with Ji Hyo in his arms) Princess! I will save you! (struggles to walk to the mirror)

Subtitles: And the seven dwarves started their journey through time to save Snow White!

[Translated dialogue taken from episode on Kshowonline]