#analyticaldespair

[the-wild-card-hand]

@analyticaldespair​

“Ah shit...you look like trouble.”

[princessonia]

@analyticaldespair 🌹

One could see an eager twinkle in her reddish gaze. “Lady Enoshima,” characteristically polite, though perhaps somewhat ironically, the princess-turned-early-queen curtsied in front of the Ultimate Despair, who, incidentally, was the only person she considered her superior at this horrific moment in life. To say she was happy to see her would be nothing less than a lie, therefore it was the only thing she looked forward to.

“It has been a while since your last visit to Novoselic. To what do I owe the pleasure; what brings you to my humble area of the world?” Readily, Sonia was anxious to pay her due diligence to Junko’s every whim. “Do you have a new assignment for me, my lady?”

[belovedblossoms-m]

"Hey now, don't start complaining to me! it's not MY fault that I'm boring you!" Out of anyone Junko could have went to, it had to be Kaede? Surely there must be some reason as to why she approached her like this vocally complaining about her boredom. And even the pianist offered to play a song for her, perhaps it couldn't work considering classical songs were more her specialty on the piano. "I guess if there's something you want to do I could be up for it...?" Although she should have been a little more wary...who knows whatever idea of fun Junko would want with her.

@analyticaldespair starter w/ Kaede.

[ahogedetective]

monomono (Junko: What am I gonna get? =3c )

{ monomomo surprise!!! 🎁 ❓}

Donut Floaty Ring

A giant donut usable as a floaty ring. Naturally, you can eat it while floating in the sea as well. There are various prints, as well.

"Let's see.... Oh. H-Here we go; wow , this is huge-" His eyes peer at the description while holding the giant floaty ring. "H-How....does that even work. A floaty ring....that you can eat?? Why in the world would someone want to eat this while using it at sea?! A-Anyway, um.... would you....like this, Junko-senpai? If... you plan on using it as a floaty on the water, I would not recommend not eating it while you do so. I can't even imagine how bad it'd taste, anyway..."

[inferioritycmplx]

monomono

Send 'monomono' to recieve a gift from my muse courtesy of the monomono machine!

FLASH HIDER. A component that you can attach to the end of a gun to control the muzzle flash and recoil. However, this device produced by the Volcaknick-knack Company also amplifies the sound of the discharge, like a roaring tiger.

"A-Aah, on second thought I n-need that back!!" She does not trust this demon with it - there wasn't a hope in hell that it'd end up well!

[ahogedetective]

@analyticaldespair replied to: ""smacks his hat off his head idk bully vibes ig""

Junko: Bullying? On MY Christian Minecraft server??? Noice.

"Hmph... I'd beg to differ...."

[ahogedetective]

@analyticaldespair replied to: ""Today is October 6. I think you all know what..."" Junko: omg wat a simp lmao uwu (I think I just gave myself cringe cancer with that sentence. Also not sure which is worse, Junko putting that in a text or actually saying it, because she would)

JVJDNFKJVFNDJKFD PLEAS E. BUT IS SHE WRONG!!!! He will PROUDLY always declare himself the #1 Kyoko simp!!!

And if she actually said that, not only would he agree, he would then declare he is ALSO a simp for his gyaru waifu, like the shameless little MAN he is, you do no t want to speak to him, Junk o ........

[hopelied]

@analyticaldespair ♔ starter.

Alright, something was definitely wrong here. Junko Enoshima was supposed to be the Ultimate Fashionista, wasn't she? Not that the fashionable part had changed all that much, but looking at her now, her demeanor was... Off. Way off from the Junko he knew. Her hair clips were clearly based on Monokuma, too, which was arguably the thing that was confusing him the most. He'd never lured his own classmates to the side of despair, so why...?

Not to mention she was looking at him like he was out of place. Just what the hell was going on here? "... What, are you a fan of Monokuma now or something? I didn't take you for the type..." He mutters, eyeing her with suspicion. "Since when were you one for despair, huh?"