We're back with @intruloceitweek early this time, the end of the year was already so full! But that also means that it fell into a very busy time for me, so here I am a few days late but no matter! I will still finish the entire week, cause I love these three so much 💛💙💚
Summary: Roman and Remus discuss their plans for Valentine's Day with their respective partners.
Content Warnings: Sex mentioned
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"So you're taking them to Disney Land?" Remus asked as he opened up the beer Roman handed him.
"Yeah! It's perfect for Valentines, right? Virgil and I connected over our love of Disney movies and Patton wanted to go to Disney Land basically his entire life and could never afford to! What could be more perfect?!" Roman grinned, sitting down on the couch next to his brother. "I've got everything planned out, made reservations and a rough route through the park, so that we're not overwhelmed but also not steamrolled!"
"Verge will appreciate that."
"My thoughts exactly! I created absolute perfection. Because of course I did."
Remus rolled his eyes and pushed Roman to the side in fake annoyance. It was great to see Roman so happy with his partners, but as if either of them would show such sentiment openly.
"I dunno about perfection, the place is gonna be crowded to all hell, Verge's gonna have a hard time eventually."
"And I have planned for that as well. I researched which areas are usually less crowded and made sure we pass through those regularly to give us all a break. I know the needs of my boyfriends, thank you very much," Roman huffed. "I even employed Logan to help me figure all that out. And he told me that you claimed Valentine's Day planning rights for the three of you, so what's up with that? You usually don't like el dia del amor."
"I don't like the capitalist shit you adore so much. Overpriced chocolates and overdecorated restaurants, blegh." Remus faked a gag, earning him a return shove from Roman.
"Shut up! You know that's not what it's about for me!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, it's a Saturday, all three of us have a whole free day, you're out of town—" That earns him another shove. "—what better day for a date? We've been all super busy, so I figured I'd let the creative juices flow and get us relaxing."
Roman made a face.
"I hope those juices are metaphorical."
"For the most part."
"I do not wanna know."
"You're right, you don't. But you do wanna know what I planned?"
"As long as it doesn't involve any details about your sex life, sure."
"You prude!" Remus cackled and this time, Roman kicked him in the shin.
"Just tell me what you thought up, you fiend!"
"Fine, fine! It's not really a full day program, really. I mean, I plan to make breakfast and then some outdoor activity after lunch so Logan can't complain about us being homebodies but mostly I thought up this fun game show thing we'll do in the evening."
"A game show thing?" Roman repeated, eyebrow raised.
"Kinda! It's gonna be a mix of like trivia and little challenges and shit and also a drinking game! We're gonna do stupid shit and get drunk and hopefully make out in between!"
"What a romantic you are," Roman deadpanned.
"I'm certainly gonna have a better time than I would at Disney Land on a commercial holiday. Have you met drunk Logan? He's a hoot."
"Don't think I have, actually. I didn't even know he drank to be honest."
"I'm not surprised," Remus hummed, spreading out more across the couch as he finished his beer and belched. "He doesn't like drinking in public. He really is fun though, like he already has issues holding himself back when he's curious about shit but when he's shitfaced? He has no filter or sense of personal space. Like once I asked him how fast he thinks he could get himself off and he just started opening his pants out to try—"
"To much information! I just said I didn't want to hear about your sex life!" Roman yelled, trying in vain to climb on top of his brother to physically hold his mouth shut. "I get it! You're gonna use Valentine's Day as an excuse to get your partners drunk for your amusement, how sweet!"
"You sorely underestimate how much both Janny and Lolo have missed getting drunk. I cannot tell you how often they've complained about not being able to enjoy a drink because of work responsibilities or shit. They're gonna love it!"
"Well, I'll take your word for it. Anyway, enough about that, I clearly have the superior plans. What movie do you want to watch and pick apart?"
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Roman couldn't believe his phone was ringing at ten minutes to midnight on Valentine's Day, especially with his brother being the culprit. His boyfriends and him had just gotten home from their trip and Roman was waiting for his turn in the bathroom.
So what the hell, he had a few minutes to entertain his brother.
"What is it so late, Remus?"
"Ro-bro!" Remus practically yelled into the phone, clearly more than tipsy. "I figured that if you'd answer, you'd not be in bed yet. I didn' wake you, right?"
"No, Remus, we just got back. But I'm super tired, so please make it short?"
"Will do, brother dearest! Lolo just has a very quick question for you, imma put you on speakerphone real quick."
Before Roman could protest, he heard the button being pressed.
"Alright, Logie! Roro can hear you now!"
"Good evening, Roman," Logan greeted, and though his words were clear and not slurred, Roman could tell from his tone that he was not sober. "Remus has just told us about the time he allegedly managed to catch and keep a wild squirrel hidden from your parents for a month. Please tell me he's lying when he said that's a true story."
"I'm telling you, it's real! Tell 'im, Ro!"
Roman sighed.
"It's true. I was at an acting summer camp and Remus kept it in the shed Mom and Dad gave us when we couldn't have a tree house. It almost attacked me when I went in there after I got back from camp and only then did our parents find out."
"See! I wouldn't lie to you about that!" Remus said gleefully and Roman could hear Janus giggle somewhere on the other line.
"Fascinating," Logan mused. "What did you feed it? And how did it not bite you? Do you know if it was a male or female?"
Roman ended the call when it was clear that Logan had a lot more questions still and had completely forgotten he was on the other end of the line.
It seemed Remus idea of a romantic evening did resonate more with his partners than Roman would've thought.
