A.U where Chaós shits itself so hard that Greece becomes a Primordial Nuclear Apocalypse, the land and natural life twisting and mutating to become, like said Soupy Creator, Pure Chaos, Gods included. they especially are having a rough time rn
Uhhhh- the only reason I’m proposing this idea is bc I wanna imagine Super-Ultra-Kool-Trickster-Survivor Odysseus running around surviving, killing Eldritchifid Monsters & other people while trying to take care of a traumatised feral Telemachus and two soon to be three in a few months feral Fankid Bastards he obtained through Manwhoring two certain brothers,,,
Yes, he’s Preganant with a third child of both Zeus and Poseidon’s Ichor, and no, it is not helping with his own feral urges 🫃.