#ancient shitposting

[sunspot47]

thats the plot of the odyssey right?

[a-terrible-sound]

Love that my top song this year was infanticide: the remix

(Shoutout to my Epic girlies)

[furiosity]

some ancient festivus cats

[gtheadvntr]

Dionysus: wanna go see the maenads??

Pentheus: 😑 yes?

Dionysus: perf 👌 I'll be ur drag mother

Pentheus: what???

Dionysus: so they don't kill you, silly ;)

Pentheus: ....hmm okay sounds legit

[assassinregrets]

socrates is problematic bc he’s the reason that hetero white guys think every single fucking thing on earth is up for friendly and unemotional debate

[dirthara-an]

Q: If you could wish for any one material gift in the world and be given that, what would be it?

Dirthamen: Difficult question. Is it just one piece of item, or does a group of items count, too? Because there is this series of books about magical theory, that sounds really interesting and-...

Harellan: I would wish for the most beautiful dress, made from the finest red silk and embroidered with threads of actual silver and gold and decorated with-..

Harellin: A hammock.

Q: A hammock? That’s all?

Harellin: A... comfortable hammock?

[a-terrible-sound]

Helen putting herself down every time she talks to a Trojan man:

[a-terrible-sound]

listen maybe the whole thing with Astyanax was actually just the deadliest instance of cuteness aggression in the Trojan War