Alastor in rut au funny idea
Alastor died during deer mating season and so his initial slaughter of overlords was him challenging them and looking for someone who was strong enough to pin him down and fuck him because his new instincts were going wild
He was sorely disappointed in the lack of fight they'd put up
Out of all those overlords only one had the strength to survive
Zestial
Alastor respects him because he's the only one who finally managed to pin Alastor and fuck all the horny out of him
It took 90 years for Alastor to build up that level of feral horny again, and he'd finally met Lucifer, and Vox finally got attractively strong, so he figured it was going to be a very fun rut again, but then Lucifer wasn't able to hurt him and Vox called a DOG ON HIM in the middle of foreplay like a tease and now he's frustrated
Okay as someone who ships Zestial/Alastor (Zestial has two hands and Carmilla can fuck Alastor as well that man needs a dommy mommy to peg him all nice and sweet, okay) I support this - but also poor Alastor! He was all ready to go and then Vox sicked a stupid shark dog thing on him and he has NOT BEEN FUCKED this WHOLE RUT this is AWFUL!!!
And if Vox figured out it was foreplay and he lost his chance to actually fuck Alastor the scream he lets out would echo throughout not just pentagram city but all of Hell lol.
I like the idea that Zestial reveals this during the standoff at the end when Vox is being all crazy and Vox just...freezes. brain rebooting. Valentino overhears.
Valentino: Ah, my time has come. *heads over and picks up Vox under one arm and Alastor under the other and tells the tohers to deal with the wepaon he's going to go fuck the madness out of these two. Wanna come with Velvette?
Velvette: I'm only into girls.
Alastor, who wants all three vees since all three fought him: *magics himself into female!Alastor with a finger click*
Velvette: coming!
