What if orb!au
Charlie asks if there's any world's where her parents reconcile or stayed together and there are. But there's a catch, for her parents' relationship to work (especially with the extermination stuff) Alastor has to be involved in some way. Doesn't matter if it's platonic or romantic, but he has to be right there in the middle.
As always the gang (barring Alastor) is there and Vox is spying.
Imagine if Alastor was the magic vitamin for all the dysfunctional relationships in the hellverse.
Ooh yes - The first one they show is expired verse and of course Lucifer thinks this innocent nanny version of Alastor doesn't count! so they ask about other worlds and its dark!Magne-esque!Lucilith and they need Alastor to not kill each other and Lucifer says that also doesn't count hes not evil, so they swap to another one and another one and its got Alastor in the middle every time.
Eventually Lucifer snaps and asks about a world where he and Lilith are still together with NO bellhop involvement and the orb is like 404 file not found and he cries.
And yesss Vox spying - he has Angel ask about other relationships with Alastor in them and sees - staticradiomoth where they're all happy together, fem!alastor in a radiovees situation where Allie isn't attracted to anyone, Velvette is only attracted to her, and they all share a big bed, radiohuskerdust, chaggistor, a couple where Alastor is the first man or second man or second woman or first woman! and helps with Adam and Lilith and Eve and its a good Eden Polycule...
Alastor is the magic ingredient!
