#and bald

[pocketbutch]

he’s so ugly ❤️

[kupidynek]

Eviiiil pony

He's an alicorn because he's stupid :p

No cutiemark for now cuz im lazy lalalala

Inspired by @indy-556's post with linchung as a pony

[callmesel]

He looks so silly

[geologist-gsp]

The process of trying to get comfy on the deck when you are all skin and bone seems so difficult

If only she had five beds laying around for her comfort

[starrynightsky45]

If i had 10% less self control i would make a scraps rp blog but i just Know that i would horribly mischaracterize her and i already have enough rp blogs tbh.

plus i don't even play the game that much (though i did get to like floor 14 or something on a solo run once) like i played it enough to get a couple of toons and then just stopped

[inthemoodforblastt]

They’re planning an alumni reunion with everyone from my school class and honestly, of course I’m going. I look ten years younger than 80% of those people, and while most of them have gone bald or look like they’ve been run over by seven trucks, I look amazingly hot and I’ve got a killer body, and that needs to be shown off.

At this moment of early-thirties crisis, where I feel old and on the road to total decay, there’s nothing better than reconnecting with the people you spent 12 years in school with, people from your same generation who somehow look a decade older than you, to remind yourself that you’re still eternally young and beautiful, full of collagen, but above all without a marriage or a child in sight.

I don’t want to say it, but that’s basically the cause of premature aging, because literally all the former classmates I have who are newly married, in the process of getting married, or with newborn babies (which is a lot, honestly, this baby boom really surprised me) look like prematurely aged eighty-year-olds.

Just one more reason to stay single and childfree: beauty.

[janniksbbl]

jannik looks so handsome in his tux