#so depressing

[persephonesteeth]

“i like ur star of david, i don’t wear mine anymore for obvious reasons”

[vintage-tigre]

[rylandgraceisace]

Booked phm again!!! Worried it’s my last time in the cinema 😭they’re doing two showings a day and the timings don’t fit round work. Why can’t the cinema keep it forever!!!!!

[kirsvibe]

everyone like men and im so fucking lesbian and it's so fucking sad

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

not to call for sam altman to be publicly hanged, drawn and quartered, but what if we publicly hanged, drawn and quartered sam altman?

[thethirdman8]

Rant

Turns out the people who lead the United States of America are evil beyond belief.

Fuck Bill Gates, fuck Bill Clinton, fuck Les Wexner, fuck George Bush, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Leon Black, fuck Elon Musk, fuck Ehub Barack, fuck Howard Lutnick, fuck Larry Summers, fuck Ghislaine Maxwell, fuck Andrew GB, fuck Bill Richardson, fuck Steve Tisch, fuck Alex Acosta, fuck the CIA, fuck Mossad, fuck the FBI, fuck the banks, fuck anyone who had anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein.

Who are these people?

Is it any wonder the number one business in United States of America is the war machine?

Just for the record, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden all knew about Epstein and did nothing to shut it down!!

Fuck any president who knew about Epstein and didn't shut it down and prosecute everyone responsible.

Fuck the mainstream media for failing to cover and investigate Epstein.

I'm sorry about all the fucks. But I'm angry, I'm disgusted. I am embarrassed. I am heartbroken. I expect more from my leaders.

What can we do? Don't vote for any incumbent every again.

[mardigrasdeathpostage]

I gathered up my courage and tried threading the sewing machine today. It clawed me repeatedly. I swear I was doing everything the video was...

[inthemoodforblastt]

They’re planning an alumni reunion with everyone from my school class and honestly, of course I’m going. I look ten years younger than 80% of those people, and while most of them have gone bald or look like they’ve been run over by seven trucks, I look amazingly hot and I’ve got a killer body, and that needs to be shown off.

At this moment of early-thirties crisis, where I feel old and on the road to total decay, there’s nothing better than reconnecting with the people you spent 12 years in school with, people from your same generation who somehow look a decade older than you, to remind yourself that you’re still eternally young and beautiful, full of collagen, but above all without a marriage or a child in sight.

I don’t want to say it, but that’s basically the cause of premature aging, because literally all the former classmates I have who are newly married, in the process of getting married, or with newborn babies (which is a lot, honestly, this baby boom really surprised me) look like prematurely aged eighty-year-olds.

Just one more reason to stay single and childfree: beauty.