Cass and Tim should swap outfits in the middle of a gala. But like- peice by peice. Walk with me; here are the outfits I'm thinking along the lines of:
They start with the shoes, nice and slow. Tim now has on sparkly heels and Cass has shiny black shoes. It still matches their outfits, so nothing's too noticeable.
Cass then suddenly has on rings and a silver chain- no one knows how they got there, but they think???? That jewlary wasn't there before.
Someone asks tim the time, and they look down at his wrist expectantly but they only find a chunky pearl bracelet. Cass looks at her watch and hey isn't that- wait isn't that Tim's watch?
Someone comments on how mistifying it is that Mrs. Wayne's pairing of a somewhat loose shirt with a loose skirt goes against fashion rules for simple outfits, but it WORKS for her because the skirt cinches her waist just right, and their compainion has to do a double take because he could have SWORN her shirt had been fitted.
On another note, Mr. Drake, I never would have thought about wearing a sleeveless top under my suit jacket! You must feel so much less overheated than the rest of us, haha. And it certainly compliments your mucles, you simply must give me the name of your personal trainer.
Then, in the blink of an eye, Cass is suddenly wearing pants. Seriously, her two conversation partners had only had a small sidebar! She must have brought a change of clothes for if the night wears on, god knows that those shoes must have been terrible to stand in. Smart, smart lady.
Then Tim walks in, letting his heels clack, skirt flowing like it's a paid actor. Ignores everyone, and offers Cass his suit jacket. "You look cold", just for the dramatic irony. Helps her shrug into the suit jacket.
Everyone is questioning their sexuality, full stop. She looks handsome. He looks pretty. Face-card? Lethal.
The first person that Tim talks to has to look up at him, and they know it's because the heels, and they get a nosebleed and have to excuses themself.
Cass's conversation partners are looking at her in a whole new light with the whole look completed, flabbers fully gasted, gaping like fools.
She raises an eyebrow at them and one of them stutters through an excuse and flees and the other blurts out something really embarassing then covers their face with their hands and stands there catatonic until someone takes pity guides them out of the gala.
No one ACTUALLY calls Cass and Tim out on the fact that they swapped outfits. Tim and Cass share a LOOK, and the whole gala trembles in fear. They are SO going to use this power for chaos.
