Crows? It's a murder

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[eventually-fae-writes]

MAKE ME WRITE

Basically, what it says in the title! Send me and ask with one of these emojis, and I'll share/write a snippet from the corresponding fic/wip! (Thank you for the tag @haydenthewitch)

✨️: Despite Everything, We Meet Again. No promises about sharing a snippet bc I don't want to spoil anything, but I will write more in the google docs and awnser any questions!!!

💖: Glass Heart. Not-actually-unrequited Superbat who co-parented Dick, FINALLY realize that they've been basically married for years. They kiss about it.

😇: Jackie Malone WIP. Kid!Tim gets caught with his camera, so to get out of trouble he lies about being a mobster's kid. The next night, Matches burns down one of the buildings he photographed. It snowballs from there.

🍃- Cuddle pollen WIP. Ivy attacks a gala and kidnaps some high-profile people, including Tim's parents. Jaybin stumbles upon Tim, and decides he's the perfect size to carry arround to negate the pollen's affects while he looks for dick. Bruce comes back from Batman-ing to find that he has aquired a new child.

👀- mini detective tim WIP. A look into DEWMA tim's early gala life, complete with too-perceptive tim, badass Mrs. Dawburst, and Jack and Janet accidentally rewarding Tim's detective skillz

🐥- Tweetle WIP. When Dickbin learns that B's communication style is *grunting* at people, he starts grunting back at him to make a point, as 8 year olds do. They end up making a language together.

🤩- Free slot. Other WIPS/Fic Ideas you've seen me mention that you're intrested in, or even new ideas that you want to see how I would explore. I'll write a snippet for you :)

[eventually-fae-writes]

be fae do crime? yes. done.

finished the 250 yr inauguration process and dis my very first crime of replacing Pluto with a plutonium sphere

I also laundered money at the hague

Perfect ✨️✨️✨️

[eventually-fae-writes]

✨️I'm curious to how you view all of the dynamics in the core four of yj, cause I feel like everyone has different opinions! Also I love your take on the agent C situation, so excited to see more!!!✨️

Okay I'm SO behind on asks, but I'll start with this one because i LOVE to yap about them specifically.

For clarification before I start: I'm a multishipper- i CANNOT just choose one ship, and I think they'd all be AT LEAST queer platonic with each other because it's hard to have "normal friendships" with people you regularly get put into horrifying situations with. They're co-dependent & possessive to the max. I also just adore them being poly because it makes everything about their relationships both better and worse <33

And I don't just mean poly like- group dates, and they're all dating Tim so sometimes they kiss about it. NO. I mean that everyone has unique and individual relationships with the other 3 where they go on dates, build their repitore, comfort each other after nightmares, and have meaningful moments together. AND they also have group dates where they hang out together, have group dynamics and relationships, and date each other at once.

No matter weather its platonic romantic or sexual, i see them ALL being equal partners. Even in cases like koncassie getting together in cannon, I can't really see them icing the other two out in many ways.

Like- Tim and Bart are so important to the both of them they can't NOT have them around. Those four are a set, do NOT seperate them unless you want them to set the world on fire looking for each other.

(Bart looking for Kon and breaking speedforce laws to find him again my beloved <33) (timcassie falling apart without them my beloved <33)

In DEWMA specifically, it's not outright stated if any of them are dating one another, but you could DEFINATELY interpret anyone dating one another. Or keep it completely platonic w/ the flirting just being normal friends hyping each other up and being silly. I left it pretty vague bc i wanted to focus on Tim's relationships with his family. (Lowkey, in chapter 10, Scarecrow interuped konbart's date 😔. Homophobic of him.)

Either way you interpret it, the Core Four in DEWMA are eachother's rocks. They are THE support system. No matter what, if someone needs something, the others are THERE, no questions asked.

Even though Tim makes friends everywhere he goes like he does in cannon, DEWMA Tim lets even FEWER people beind his defenses, and allows pretty much only the core four to see him venerable. ALL of YJ knows his identity, including steph, cissie, secret, and red tornado, but the core four KNOW tim.

He makes space for them in his life, even if it leads to weaknesses in his secret identity. For exsample: he leaves a blind spot in the security of his office so that they can come and go in and out of costume. He knows oracle can hack any electronic device, so he simply doesn't have them in that spot. Just so he can let YJ in.

He also keeps a communicator and distress beacon on him that are always directly tied to the YJ frequency, because making sure his friends are safe is more important than his identity.!!!! He trusts them with the locations of his safe houses. He differs to Cassie's judgement and allows her to call the shots.

And in return they trust him too!!! It's them they'll love each other forever and ever no questions asked.

[li-ion-battery]

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

[batfsm]

Love the tags.

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

am now picturing a kid pestering and pestering Bruce to train and he's very reasonably like "not now" because he has responsibilities and tasks so the kid just hecking stiff-arm punches the sibling standing next to them

[dc-sideblog]

[id: three flat color images. The first is Cass as Batgirl leaning over to Bruce as Batman while he types away at something. She says, "Spar?" and he replies "Not now, Cassie, I'm working." The next image is Cass scowling while Bruce continues to work. Tim is coincidentally walking past the two of them, obliviously doing something on a tablet. The third image is Cass punching Tim's lights out while Bruce whips around in his chair.]

[eventually-fae-writes]

Tim: do you have subway surfers on your phone

Dick: Nahhh we got subway surfers at home

The subway surfers at home:

[eventually-fae-writes]

Whyyy does Batman have crayons in his belt?

I’m so curious (the fic is Despite Everything, We Meet Again, chapter 9)

Okay, so, I'm VERY behind on asks, since this one is the easiest to awnser I'll start with this one!!!

I already have the long answer written here. I forgot to link it to the end of that chapter, so thank you for reminding me!!!

Short answer: Agent C started using GYMNASTIC HAND CHALK when he was sleep deprived to write on the batcave walls and floors so he could get his facts straight, and never looked back. Then, after he left Batman ended up keeping it for the memories :( [also because it can come in clutch sometimes, but the colors and that specific brand are bc they remind him of C]

Here are some answers that bruce gave instead of telling the truth, tho.

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*Chalk falls out of Batman's belt after it gets torn by the villian of the week*

Green Lantern: pink chalk???? Why pink????

Batman: If you piss me off enough you'll find out.

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Zatana: this next part is going to be very difficult- honestly i'd perfer to do it in chalk but we don't have the time to go get any-

Batman: Here.

Zatana:

Batman:

Zatana: honestly I expected it to be black

Batman: Have you seen Gotham?

Zatana:

Batman: Visability is important.

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Flash: Hey batsy, yk when I had to go through your utility belt earlier

Batman: yes.

Flash: Bat-shark repellent???

Aquaman: No no, that one has actually been useful on occasion.

Flash: Okay sure, but why the juice boxes?

Superman: Those are literally a life saver when calming civillians down- sometimes a sticker just doesn't cut it

Flash: and the kit to take blood?

Green arrow: a MUST HAVE when you're constantly getting dosed with shit- us non-metas got to watch out

Flash: I know why you have the marbles, but WHY THE CHALK

Batman:

Everyone:

Batman: You've never had the riddler be petty enough to say he can't see your awnsers bc you've written them in the BLACK CHALK that HE GAVE YOU TO WRITE IN, and it shows.

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Batman: *throws a peice of chalk at an invisable opponent so hard it explodes on impact*

Opponent, being arrested after a fight: who just has stuff like that on them?????

Batman: I do this basically once a month

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*during interrogation*

Batman: *draws line*

Batman: step a foot past that line and I have my friend crush every bone in your dominate hand

Superman: *oh shit I get to be the bad cop???? Lets fucking go*

Lackie #3: Is no one going to question why Batman carries fucking crayola chalk???

Lackie #3: Batman why do you carry crayola chalk? Surely you aren't getting a lot of use out of it-

Batman: Chalk can make a useful fast acting poision if you combine it with another chemical

Lackie #3: fucking what

Batman: would you like to try it?

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*JL Mission, looking for kidnapped members who were replaced with dopplegangers*

Diana: look! Batman left a marking!

Fake GL, panicking bc the plan is falling appart but he still has to look natural: Batman has bright blue chalk??? What is he, five?

Superman, Wonderwoman, and Martian Manhunter: *slow turn*

Fake Flash: You'd think that it'd at least be black, to fit with his whole theme, yk?

Superman, Wonderwoman, Matian Manunter: *slowturn again*

Wonderwoman: get 'em boys.

*later

Bruce: this is why it's important to do the unexpected.

Diana and clark, simultaneously: fuck off Bruce

[eventually-fae-writes]

I'm rereading all my DEWMA Core Four moments (up til chapter 10 bc that's all thats posted rn) for an ask, have some more quotes <33

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Kon and bart: *having fun, maybe on a date*

Scarecrow: and I took that personally

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Tim: No, I can't go be a vigilantie, i have paperwork

Bart: *yoinks the paperwork out of his hand* Now you don't.

Bart: Plus thats boring. Come have fun.

Bart, with the biggest puppy eyes known to man: Please :(

Tim: ... well, i mean... if CASSIE says it's okay,,,,

Cassie: C istg if you don't get your ass moving YOU won't be okay.

Tim: :D

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Tim, under his breath while suiting up: Baby shark do do do do do

Cassie: never thought I'd miss hearing that

Cassie: gods what is my life

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Cassie, Bart, Kon: *refers to Tim as "wonder boy"*

Batman, Nightwing: It's actually "Boy Wonder"

YJ: No.

YJ: Ours >:[

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Tim: disney moive and work <33 I'm being so productive.

Kon:

Bart:

Cassie:

Tim: *falls asleep 5 minutes after he's surrounded on all sides*

Bart: works everytime >:D

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YJ shenanigans:

DEWMA Bart: Okay, wait wait wait

DEWMA Tim: He said okay!

DEWMA Bart: Don't you use my own tricks on me!

DEWMA Tim: I've been waiting to do that for years.

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Kon and Tim: *shaken from seeing their brothers kidnapped and chained up*

Cassie: Looks like we're the ones with the braincells now Imp

Imp: yayayay lets gooo

Imp: lets fucking destroy this entire cult for fucking with our people >:[

Cassie, cracking her knuckles: glad we're on the same page*

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*IMO the less people on a mission w/ YJ the more destructive the mission ends up being. Bc like. Less allies to worry about hurting, and less people to offend with exessive violence, less people to hold you back, more enemies per person.

Also, fucking with someone's family = fucking with them AND their best friends, no mercy to be had.

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Tim: *pulls out a UV lamp from his utility belt for Jon*

Kon: I get dizzy during a mission ONE TIME-

Kon: *secretly touched, knows Tim was worried if he added something like that to his utility belt*

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Cassie & Bart: *intentionally don't mute their comms while talking to Superman and Batman just incase Kon and Tim decide they dont fw the adults today*

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Cassie & Bart, after Tim comes back from the watchtower to take crimescene photos: We're going to cuddle the fuck out of that sad wet kitten of a man

Kon, after fretting over Jon & tucking him into bed: now, where the fuck is the cuddle puddle.

Kon: *flops his full weight onto a fidgeting bart*

Tim, who's braiding Bart's hair: took you long enough.

Cassie, coming back in from the kitchen: you took my spot, you know the rules *flops onto kon*

Kon: *sighs, reinforces bart's legs so the impact doesn't hurt*

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Bart: and why can't we just wake these people up

Tim: *fuck magic sigh*

Bart: ah. Magic. You only every make that specific sigh when magic is involved

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Tim: *Hungry after being a vigilanite and burning so many calories*

Bart: *Runs past Tim*

Bart: *sees Tim's hungry face*

Bart: No <3

Bart: *puts an apple turnover and quesadilla in Tim's hands*

Bart: *is there and gone for at most half a second*

Tim: *huffs but eats bc its right there*

Tim: *doesn't want to admit it but feels better*

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Tim, calling Cassie: There's a fucking BATCOW now

Cassie: The fuck???

Tim: THATS WHAT I SAID

[titaniaheart]

WWOOO! Finally done with the model! I hopefully be printing soon! I just need to figure out my key holes and how I’m going to split some of the models to make printing easier but I’m super super happy with how its come out!

Kon is the back still makes me laugh so much! The base may also need to be added some rocks or grass?? I’m not sure what would be interesting without detracting for the main model.

[reducingemissions]

I love when they draw cass as a blob

She is batman shaped and ppl still try to convince me she cant be batman

[answrs]

ao3 changing their header to omega from beta as an April Fools, then the next day instead of switching the header back they announce they're officially no longer in beta anymore is absolute peak 👌

[eventually-fae-writes]

✨️ For when you're ready to share a lil more!! Super excited for the next chapter and all the ones afterwards!!

NEW CHAPTER YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY!!!!!!!!

[eventually-fae-writes]

I <3 reading the YJ comics because those are my little guys AND ALSO we get SO many batdad kernels

Young Justice: *Sneaking into a government facility to free metas being experimented on*

Jl: *appears and looks ready to fight*

Tim, taking one look at B: haha yeah no that's not MY DAD. MY DAD would never. Something is seriously wrong with them.

Tim: YJ square up. Lets fucking go.

[eventually-fae-writes]

🍃 pplease I beg of you

Sorry for late replies i'll be getting on these asks 🫡

The adults around him start yelling, and Jason can’t keep track of it all, the voices overlapping-

“Damnit- the door’s covered in vines.”

“What should we do?”

“Hold on- I have my pocket knife. Let me just-”

“NO! Are you suicidal? Don’t touch them, oh my god,”

His head whips over to that conversation, the one closest to the door, and can only watch in horror as an idiot touches the flowering vines, ready to slice through them. The second her hand makes contact, the bulging bulbs on the vine burst, exploding a fine pollen out onto the crowd at the door, and leaving flowers as large as Jason’s arms covering it. The masses reel back from the door, but that isn’t the end of it

[is-a-b3llaaah]

Listen, its important to me that you know jason is a crier. ESPECIALLY an angry crier. It only hapens when he's with people he knows/cares about, but that helmet is there because he knew he'd be crying if he ever talked to bruce.

That voice modulator? Hide his voice cracks. That bomb? So no one ever knows that he was damn near sobbing, and he can die rather than face the embarrassment. The mask under the hood is so he can take the helmet off after so he doesn't drown in his own tears. That helmet is air tight, not bc of fear gas or joker gas, but so no one sees the water dripping out of his helmet.

Little Jaybin could and would cry once or twice on patrol to get a goon beaten extra hard and icecream after.

Jaybin crying during aruments in his later years and then getting frustrated that he couldnt get his point across clearly and seems too emotional to be taken seriously.

Jason, fully grown up, looking Dick straight in the eyes and grinning, before he bursts into tears, knowing it'll flip B's protective instincts and make Dick feel guilty. (Dick, baffled, confused, angry, guilty)

Jason, ACTUALLY crying in the vicinity of Dick and lowkey baffled at how Dick immediately jumps to fix the situation because Dick didnt do that when he was Jaybin-

Jason showing Damian to use tears to his advantage in the leauge, then being baffled when Talia and Ra's also panic when HE cries and does anything to make it stop-

Tim, who is NOT a crier having aruments with Jason then being flabbergated that Jason IS infact a crier.

Jason drugged out of his mind, sobbing and hugging Bruce, and refusing to let go. (When he was Jaybin, he could just koala Bruce, but now he can hold Bruce down with his dead weight.)

Cass, who is also a crier, being one of the only people to understand angry sobs and sad sobs, who reacts accordingly.

Damian being slowly turned into a crier because Jason taught him to use tears to get what he wants, then the pets he got snuggle him when he cry, thus pavloving him into expressing himself by crying more often >>>>>>>>>>>>

(For @chaoticbatfam and @prlssprfctn because if there are no jason fans left, we are dead)

[chaoticbatfam]

well fuck

lemme go cry like Jason while I imagine him looking down at the Robin mask, wishing it covered his eyes so that no one would know when he cried, and when he designs his red hood mask, making it cover his entire face because he just knows, he just knows that the second he meets Bruce in battle, his eyes are going to be wet, and acknowledgement of the tears would ruin everything

(He didn’t think he couldn’t handle any pity in Bruce’s eyes)

[is-a-b3llaaah]

Whatever you do, don't think about Bruce barely recognizing the redhood as Jason in UTRH because the Red Hood's a psychopath who's wrath is infamously violent and bloody (see: the dufflebag incident, assults comitted against rapists, the guns and demenor in general)

And Bruce can't imagaine that his son- his baby who just wanted to help people- would ever do anything like that in anger, because everytime Bruce's ever seen Jason get truely and deeply angry, Jason wouldn't throw things, or punch a punching bag, or take it out on some thugs as Robin. Every time Jason got really angry, he would cry.

So, Bruce can't even begin to believe that that same boy would be able to become a crime lord with a famed violent temper.

Do not think about that.

[chimaerakitten]

Hi everyone. So

If you do not like the change that was just made. Send a support ticket and comment on the post and then

Crucially

You should log out of tumblr

We all should

Take a break for a couple of days

Make them see a DRASTIC DIP IN ACTIVITY

Because that more than anything else is going to make them realize this is a bad idea.

Edit to note: you can come back to check if they’ve rolled it back of course but I recommend not *doing* anything. Don’t post new art or reblog memes. Make tumblr a ghost town for ~2-3 days

[ultraviolettefan]

Damian: "The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self-respect and dignity."

Damian: "Thank god for Timothy who is unburned by these anchors."