Things to do immediately after escaping Coldridge Prison.
Steal loose change from underneath barroom tables
Eat Fourteen (14) boxes of jellied eels
Get bit by like 6 hagfish
Climb up 4 stories of scaffolding and loose pipes for a cool looking bone
Throw a bottle at some rich asshole
Buy 7 crossbow bolts FULL of tranquilizer
Read every book in a city block
Steal everything not nailed down
Pick up my sick cool mask
Have a dream where a god twink gives me a hand tattoo
Wake up with 3 hours of sleep and said tattoo, question my faith
Also find my wife's heart in my pocket, deal with that
Head off to kill the biggest asshole in the clergy
Save the second biggest asshole in the clergy