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I guess I should say this. Hi! My name is Luna. I'm a 25 year old Trans Lesbian. If you want to talk to me about anything, this is your sign that you can! I like talking about things I like and hearing people talk about things they like!

#hello! i dont like being as aloof as i am and this is hopefully a way around it #fr though you can talk to me its fun i prommy

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ewaneneollav

just found this comic i drew in 2012

anik

i love this guy

fallout-lou-begas

the thing is that Live And Learn by crush 40 really is one of the bestbsongs ever made

omegaversereloaded

such a good reaction image

omegaversereloaded

deadpowol

nerdsorrow

theres a painting I like by a soviet painter of an enemy pilot falling out of the sky - his fate is sealed hes head down midair with a bunch of rebar below if hes not dead already - but in the moment of falling he has his arms up around his head peacefully like a sleeping kid

To me it shows a paradox - one can have compassion for this enemy as a human being only in the moment after there is no chance for him any more, if there was a chance for him hed be using it to try to destroy you

balaclava-trismegistus

Huh. Yeah I kinda see what you mean. That's beautiful.

contemptible-scoundrel

given how prolific the deltarune theory industrial complex is I cant imagine any way for the game to end without making a lot of people very angry

contemptible-scoundrel

tobias "rhododendron" dogs relaxing after finishing his dream game when ralseitheon airstrikes his apartment complex for confirming hungry bunny theory instead of dark uncle theory

starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

winged-void

what would you do you noticed a friend equip both covetous serpent rings in the middle of the conversation

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angel-advise

can i get an amen break burger

eggboob

here you go & have a great burgrer

angel-advise

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.