In the middle of a fucking hot summer
Ashido: Hey, Kirishima, Iida is asking Aizawa-Sensei to allow us using the pool-
Kirishima, legs spread long on the couch in the common room: what is it?
Ashido: YOUR LEGS! They’re so smooth!?
Kirishima: hm? Oh, that. Yeah, feels pretty awesome!
Ashido: don’t ‘oh, that’ me! How the hell did you do that??
Kirishima, smiles: Bakugou helped me!
Ashido gasps: WHAT!? So he waxed your legs or what?
Kirishima: waxed? What’s that?
Ashido, ignoring the question: then what did he do? I need this in my life, like, right fucking now!
Bakugou appears right behind her, popping explosions in his hand and growls: you want your legs get burned, hah? No fucking problem.
Ashido, jumps in surprise: Wha- !?
Ashido: why should I risk getting my legs burned?
Kirishima: because that’s what he did to mine. Popping small explosions, precisely burning my hair and smearing something on afterwards. *shrug*
Ashido: you’re kidding me, right?
Bakugou: why the fuck should I kidding about wasting my time on shitty hair?
Kirishima, grins: he says it’s damn good for practicing his precision and power output.
Bakugou, annoyed: you want some or not!?
Ashido, pales: uh ... I’ll pass. I don’t have a death wish yet. *hurries away* See ya later guys!