#and definitely

[astrotheyge]

😧

[wishcamper]

Actually none of these people are straight

There’s too much time for that

The inevitable bisexuality of immortality

[this-is-infantilization]

"Are you sure you want to see this movie it's quite scary. You sure you don't want to watch another one?"

Ma'am I'm 20 not 2 I can handle a slasher movie

Fr I always get comments like these at the mall cinema. Specifically the mall cinema, not any other movie theater I've been to had that happen

This is infantilization.

Movie ratings aren't even done exact, nudity isn't age inappropriate until +16, sex isn't exclusively for adults. The thing is that this warnings should be to warn parents to know what it'll contain and assess if their children are mature enough. When it comes to censuring things for children behind set age restrictions it always tends to be from purity culture and adultism. As it's not about putting possible triggers to warn others, but censoring sex and nudity most of the time —Gore and scary movies are a bit more of a grey area, but they still tend to be over estimated. Especially with the internet nowadays (Twitter, Instagram,...).

It's kind of understandable if you look young and they have to follow orders on restrictions, but if it's only happening in one specific place it could be that they commonly encounter young people who because it's scary they leave early and complain —Pretty uncommon and unprovable. Or they are specifically infantilizing you for your looks, visible disabilities if you have any or just your clothes. Which is very much common.

[ichxgo]

"This came with the collar by the way. Not sure what it is, but keep it if it's useful to you." Throws a long strip of leather at him that has metal bits at one end. It's a leash- he just hasn't realized it yet.

@killerinstincts || unprompted || accepting

Ichigo snags it from the air without thinking—just reflex, fingers closing around soft leather.

It takes him two full seconds to realize what he’s holding. From there, he takes a spiraling, circuitous route through about five different emotions in rapid time. 

This isn’t what I think it is.

He looks down. It absolutely is.

“I—what—”

Why does Zangetsu have this? Why is it in his hand? Why is Zangetsu making eye contact like this is normal?

He’s not sure if the heat crawling up the back of his neck is embarrassment or outrage. Probably outrage. Hopefully outrage. 

“You’re giving me the leash? What am I supposed to do with this!?” He’s whispering, because someone might hear. Worse, someone might think he’s into it.

Maybe it’s symbolic. Maybe it’s metaphorical. Maybe if he holds it delicately—just two fingers—it won’t... take.

He squints. Sputters. Then exhales and drops into his chair like his legs gave out.

He’s holding a leash. He’s involved. Complicit. He’s now a leash guy. 

He scowls at it.

The alternative is worse. The alternative is handing it to Akari. He has a vivid mental image of her holding it. Pulling it—

Nope.

“Fucking hell…” 

He yanks open a drawer, stuffs the thing inside, and slams it shut like it might try to escape.

“Fine. I’ve got it. Keeping it. Happy?!”

His voice cracks a little at the end. He pushes a hard breath through his nose, heart still kicking in his chest like it’s trying to run straight off without him and save itself. He doesn’t look at Zangetsu. Doesn’t mention the feeling prickling just under his skin—the sharp, territorial ache he doesn’t know what to do with.

“You’re the worst.”

[talesfromtheenchantedforest]

very tickled by this Middle English spelling of “the flower of knighthood” in the Knightly Tale of Gologras and Gawain, cannot stop thinking about a recipe to make a knight like

- 2 cups flour of knighthood

- 1 stick of homoerotic loyalty to your liege, melted

- 1/2 cup headlong rushing into situations with no thought for the consequences

- 1/4 cup Catholic devotion, mixed in a double broiler with 1/4 cup sin and guilt

- 3 tablespoons existential despair

- 1-16 mental illnesses (to taste)

- Add wets to dries, mix thoroughly, bake until the inside is all gooey and soft and the outside is covered in sexy sexy armor

[4allthebears]

How does it feel to be the smartest person in the room knowing Kyle is canonically a feminine trans guy?

Pretty based, I bet. 🩵

WOOOOO THANKS YOU ANÓN!!

I just think he love to be a pretty boy…? Trans or cis, he just love it!! I love him sm

And, look at him, he’s so malewife designed tbh

[thequeenofsastiel]

After rewatching the first season of The Witcher, I'm disappointed to say that I'm still unimpressed by Geralt and Yennefer's love story. He meets her while she's in the midst of raping dozens of people(given their horror once she lifted the spell it's clear that they weren't there consensually), she then plays with Jaskier's life to have access to the djinn, and then she and Geralt have sex. The next time we see them is on the hunt for the dragon, and they're supposed to have passionate feelings for each other? Why? It's like the show made an effort to make us care about each of them individually, but didn't bother to make an effort to have us care about them as a couple. Season 2 didn't improve upon them at all. Geralt spends the first half of the season mourning her, and then they reconnect, and act like they're long lost lovers who had so much between them. How? And the fact that Geralt is willing to trust her after she'd shown willingness to endanger Cirilla is also wild. True, after betraying him with Cirilla to get her magic back, Yennefer does feel bad about it and is willing to sacrifice herself for Cirilla, but I just don't get why he's like, let's be one big family now. Yennefer isn't evil, but she's demonstrated her untrustworthiness on multiple occasions. I wouldn't trust her to watch my cat.

*Sigh*