Sep 29, 2025
[24.12.04] vs. owen sound attack (c: luke durda)
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[24.12.04] vs. owen sound attack (c: luke durda)
I haven't posted a positivity post in a while, so if you're reading this message... you are loved, you are enough, don't give up.
cannot wait until we get to the parts of House of the Dragon with allllllll the Tullys and the parts of the world that ~don’t read lengthy fake histories for fun slowly realize the Serious Fantasy Author named them after a bunch of fucking puppets
I was with my friend who didn’t know what TLOU was so in an attempt to try to get her hooked on it, I showed her the first fifteen minutes of the game..... long story short we ended up watching for three hours. We had some funny commentary throughout so I thought y’all would enjoy this. (We ended in Bill’s town right before they meet Bill if anyone is curious). Also I apologize in advance for our idiocy.
N: my friend
Me: me
(About Joel and Tess) N: “are they dating or something? They seem like a power couple.”
N: “Can people fart after they have died? Imagine Sarah farting in Joel’s arms after she died.”
Sarah: “Can we hear what’s on the radio?”
Me: “Imagine if Toxic by Brittany Spears came on”
(Police man aims to shoot at Joel and Sarah)
N: “wait WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE”
N: “Joel’s probably going to die soon and I am going to be sad”
N: “I don’t think I’d be able to handle Joel dying right now”
(this was before we got to see Roberts face)
N:“I bet Robert is actually Sarah”
(Robert shoots at Joel and Tess but runs out of ammo so he chucks the gun at them instead)
Me: This bitch empty YEET
(Tess and Joel confront Robert in the alley)
N: “She’s going to shoot him”
(Tess shoots Robert)
N: “Yup”
(After Robert dies)
Me: “Maybe if Tess wasn’t so trigger-happy, Joel would have been able to reunite with his daughter.”
*runner rushes into a car and kills the driver*
N: “Now THAT is what I call road rage”
N: “Tess, Joel, and Ellie are a family and you can’t convince me otherwise”
N: “Why do they have to be called the Fireflies? I feel like the cobras or some shit would be better.”
Me: “Cobras? What about the Anteaters”
Me: “The Fireflies theme song is Fireflies by Owl City”
(Tess, Joel, and Ellie are crouched behind a counter, hiding from clickers)
Me: “This looks like a thumbnail for one of those Family Vacation Gone Wrong Youtube videos”
We came to the conclusion that these two pictures are the same:
We also came to the conclusion that it is impossible for Joel to be crouching around the way he does
We also concluded that Louis’ farm is the most tragic loss in the series
N: “Is it safe for them to be running around in this building? It looks likes it’s gonna collapse at any moment.”
Joel: “It’s raining”
N: “No shit. Why’s he so obsessed with the weather?”
Me: “Imagine Ellie saying ‘wouldn’t you like to know weather boy’ to him”
N: “I like how Tess is at least trying to be nice to Ellie. Joel on the other hand is grumpy”
N: “Ellie looks like Penny from Bolt”
Side note: IM SO MAD SHE MADE THIS COMPARISON LIKE-
IT’S SO ACCURATE
N: “I love how Tess orders Joel around AND he listens.”
We also made fun of how Joel walks, runs, goes up and down stairs, and stands.
In conclusion, she really likes it and is gonna watch the rest of the series. Mission accomplished.
Here’s the video we watched: https://youtu.be/LXshrcnQDNM
MACABEY
i love jg wentworth.