#and it rules

[pomegranatefae]

Parts of the hades late game are profoundly unserious because on the one hand you can fight your way through the underworld with the weapons of your relatives and eventually slay your father (albeit temporarily) with the spear that was once his.

Or you can use a rocket launcher. Or you can turn that rocket launcher into a laser gun used by actual satan.

[globule]

emmerdale 2008 did romeo and juliet but with waste collection businesses

[chicafinal]

the thing about steven spielberg making movies about science needing human creativity and viceversa is that he's talking about his parents divorce. and also that watching movies will make you insane

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

favorite worldbuilding thing is definitely regional dialects, love it when a place for complex cultural reasons speak a version of a language that's ostensibly a language on to itself.

[crocodiletrolley]

Gail Carson Levine’s fairy-tale retellings are the best ones because they have a simple and wonderful premise: what if all of these people were autistic

[sentimentalesbian]

in this time of skinnypocalypse I consider it a kind of holy orders to be a fat bitch in a slutty outfit at the club

[nortism]

You’re telling they had the equivalent of unethical doodle breeders in 19th century Paris?

Book: My Private Menageries by Théophile Gautier