Assigned Fat At Birth

MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW DO NOT INTERACT. I post about adult topics often because I am an adult. Pls keep a calm and relaxed vibe. We don’t act up here

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

[jetix]

Aleksander Nordahl

[triangleguy]

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

[triangleguy]

[vlcimor]

The Black Pearl

The ship what changed my life forever when I saw her for the first time.

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[cottagehillsunset]

Hayden who just spent the entire Summer at home with the twins and baby Arthur so he's still in full on dad mode when the season starts.

Shane gets up during the night to get a class of water from the bathroom. He accidentally wakes Hayden up just as he's getting back into bed because his elbow knocks against the bedside lamp. Hayden, half asleep, just rolls out of bed on instinct. His eyes aren't even fully open as he tucks Shane into bed, kisses his forhead and mumbles a "night night" before he falls face first into bed and is back to sleep immediately.

[cottagehillsunset]

More things Dad Mode Hayden has done:

- Spent an entire conversation cutting an Apple into slices and handing them to J.J. without even noticing (J.J. is a bit confused but he does like apples so who is he to complain)

- Pats Shane on his back after he finished his meal. "Hayden...dude are you trying to fucking burp me-" "Shit fuck sorry! It's a habit!"

- One of the girls put a nightlight in his duffle bag (because obviously their Dad needs one to sleep if they do!) and Hayden plugged it in without really thinking about it. Shane just side eyes him like, dude if that's what you need to sleep well before a game against New York fine but that is a choice??

- Grabbed both Shane and J.J.'s hands when the Airport was particularly crowded. Got teased about that for the next three away games.

- Notices Shane's shoe is untied and gets on his knees and tying his laces for him before realizing what he's doing. "Uh, Hayden?" Shane asks, wide eyed, having not even noticed that his shoe was untied. Hayden blushes.

"Sorry, dude. Habit. I'll try not to do it anymore so you don't have some guy falling to his knees in front of you out of nowhere"

"...let's just get to the rink, Hayds"

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[stephexmachina]

it is about being a woman. hope that helps!

[vibrantstarfire]

reading comprehension questions for the notes:

is wanting to be a wife and mother a requirement for being a woman?

why might OP be annoyed with replies assuming that this post is about being aroace or transmasc if a woman doesn’t want to be a wife or mother?

are there reasons unrelated to sexuality and romantic interest that might make a woman not want to be a wife or mother?

are there reasons unrelated to gender identity and expression that might make a woman not want to be a wife and mother?

core concept: what is gender essentialism?

is it gender essentialism to imply that all women inherently want to be wives and mothers? could this be what OP is critiquing?

look at the notes OP responds to. is it gender essentialism to imply that being a wife and mother is so affixed to womanhood that to not want to be those things means you’re incapable of sexual/romantic feelings, or not a woman?

what trait are you perpetuating when you assume that women who do not want to be wives and mothers must be aroace or trans? is it gender essentialism?

[pmamtraveller]

whimsical biscuits

[thydungeongal]

Me: Yeah so I've started a new sport, I got my first tattoo, I like the way I look and there's a lot for me to look forward to. It feels like since I started transitioning I've achieved more than in all the nearly forty years before put together.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting. It's as if you've been wearing limiters this whole time and you realizing you wanted to live as a woman was what broke the limiters.

Me: Yeah, it's a lot like that.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmmm... tell me about this "estrogen."

Me: This is why I fuck with you Shadow

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[goodieprocter]

This one was made by working backwards from the idea of a hostage note.

Live Grace reaction:

[xxhopelessaromanticxx]

had another idea for my new favourite comic, the Eridian Welcoming Committee by @justcakethanks

I had a lot of fun drawing these little guys :D

[dino-dancer]

@justcakethanks

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Can Eridians get drunk?

Good luck trying to figure this one out Grace.

As always, thanks @justcakethanks! for the template.