#and lizzo

[lesbianfl]

The thing about me is that all I want, more than anything else in the world, is for the muppet show to come back

[ramp-it-up]

I always had a feeling that he would date a bw and I was hurt when I found out that the whole Lizzo thing was a joke 'cause I was hoping it wasn't the whole time. They would've been so cute together.

See the thing is they’re friends.

And what do we do with our friends?

We introduce them to other friends, try to set them up.

But y’all don’t wanna hear that, lmao.

[darkcirclesaremyaesthetic]

[chaos-nblm]

Anyways if we have the same music taste marry me immediately

[pearlescentbirdmom]

I just took a DNA test.

Found out I'm

50% I woke up like this

50% why did you wake me up?

[ships-to-sail]

No YOU sat down to write an essay on Queer Narratives 2.0: Media in 2019 and just wrote seven damn pages about one (1) button-faced Patrick Brewer

[caprisuns-official]

I only now understand where “Making money moves” is from.

[icanseeyourholo]

i ordered lizzo‘s truth hurts limited edition vinyl and shipping is more than the vinyl but it‘s worth it because it‘s baby blue