[pigpenandpaper]

Bread I mean Swinub

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so excited for simons terrible horrible no good very bad day

[straycatj]

ふぐぅ……

Hgg ......

[coughloop]

[coughloop]

you are insane

[jame7t]

do you have any good meowing tips

make sure you have something wrong with you

[secondlina]

How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023

[heatwa-ves]

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

[modern-politics111]

I do not ask this lightly, the Missouri AG’s office has started a site to build a list of trans people. Clog the system. That’s the life of a trans kid who gets another day on this earth. Spam the fuck out of it, it’s not sophisticated. You don’t need to use a real email. Post as much as you’d like

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Go full Bart Simpson with this I want the brainless worthless cunts responsible for this to have to sort through thousands of fake reports with names like Hugh Jass and Amanda Hugankiss

[gorps]

@ technology understanders. please set up an autoGPT instance to automatically generate and submit endless amounts of fake data

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[justdrinktea]

the only thing in our new apartment so far

[kittykatexxl]

What else do u need

[littlemisspipebomb]

[equus-ferro]

Mark Maggiori western painting study, as a warm-up

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[itsapmseymour]

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

[spenspens-deactivated20230831]

I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I don’t remember this part of Good Omens

[logarto]

Your dad looks gnc af

YOURE INSANE

[finnkenstein]

the creator of hatoful boyfriend created a design for frankenstein’s monster and this is one of the COOLEST interpretations i have EVER seen

[paleotanks]

Antarctosuchus, “Antarctic Dinosaurs” exhibit, Field Museum

6/15/2018