My father 'do you know what to get your mother for her birthday? I never know' me 'ask my aunt (mom's sister)' him 'I do but every year she says well shes your wife shouldn't you know what she likes?' (A fair point but my mother has NO hobbies and I dont think my parents have willingly spoken in a decade)
And I'm just??? This isnt my fucking responsibility??? I thought I made it clear that I wasnt gonna be peace keeper and marriage counselor and third spouse anymore???
Like this thanksgiving weekend sure is making me fuckin thankful that I dont live here more the year and that I have enough money to scrape together for my little apartment
It's only noon and none of the other relatives have showed up for lunch yet but like....is it too early to start drinking
