No offense but I believe that as soon as andromeda and Kadara gets some goddamn spices and good food besides rations Reyes is going to make some Latin food he learned from his mom and dad and poor Scott can't handle the spices and flavors. "Why is the rice ORANGE Reyes" "That's normal, it's achoite" He tries to teach Scott but Scott sets water on fire.
WHERE IS THE OFFENSE it’s fucking TRUTH.
It’s so true I’m crying. Scott cannot handle his spice. I mean, he’ll eat it and he’ll like it. But he’ll praise through TEARS. “Babe whatever ghost pepper you put in this lay off a little next time-” “No, hon, that’s just plain black pepper.”
Mostly Reyes just fries avocados for him. Scott fucking loves that shit.
Scott’s not even ALLOWED in the kitchen. You start a grease fire once and pour water on it ONCE and nearly burn the apartment down and suddenly you can’t even LOOK at the kitchen. He gets NO respect. NONE whatsoever.
(Reyes can’t go wrong with desserts though. Holy shit does Scott have a sweet tooth. LOVES apple enchiladas and mango flan)
