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“yes ma’am”

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sawyer and juliet love each other soooooooo muuuuchhhhhh 😭😭😭

#i need to curl into the teeniest tiniest ball ever #and then explode #suliet #juliet burke #james sawyer ford

my shayla… my beautiful shayla… i’m thinking of bachira who has been edging you for hours, keeping you right on that cruel glittering edge until your whole body feels too sensitive to belong to you anymore… you’re crying and sniffling, thighs trembling around his head, legs shaking every time his mouth gets too close again, and your clit is throbbing so much it almost hurts, swollen and aching from how long he’s been kissing it, sucking it, licking it like he’s trying to memorize the taste of you… laughing softly whenever you whine, hands hooked around your thighs to keep you open for him while he looks up at you…

he nibbles at your inner thigh, grinning against your skin when your hips jerk, and then he crawls back up your body all warm and messy-mouthed, kissing your lips, your cheeks, your tear-wet lashes, murmuring, “gonna make you come now, ‘kay? it’s gonna be so good…” like he’s doing you the sweetest favor in the world after ruining you for hours.

and then he works his way down again, slow enough to make you sob, pressing kisses down your stomach, over your hips, along the soft shaking line of your thighs before his mouth returns to you and he eats your pussy like he’s hungry for it, like he’s missed it in the few seconds he was gone, licking through your folds with a groan before wrapping his lips around your clit and sucking until your back arches off the bed. “there you go,” he breathes, voice muffled and pleased, and he keeps going, keeps licking, keeps pulling you higher and higher until you’re shaking so hard you can barely breathe and everything narrows down to his mouth, his grin, the unbearable heat blooming low in your stomach and you’re there, you’re there, you’re the—

does anyone have a cigarette and a goddamn lighter

#askiez <3 #KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #esta this felt like being shot 7 times in the chest #i canteven #ICANNYTTTTRBRBRRGRB #i have to go beat my meat about this #and then explode #and die #what the fuck genuinely #………#……………………………………….#i want him so bad.#whatever f #WHATEVRRCYCJ #.#faves <3 #FAWWWKKK

There is something so iconic about the witch from 'Into The Woods' crashing out with a whole musical number, going, "We literally all suck, but you are all so determined to blame me specifically that you're stopping me from fixing this problem that we all created just so you can keep blaming me because you all have no values or opinions and pointing the finger at me instead of taking responsibility and fixing your shit makes you feel good about yourselves." And then giving up her happy ending and presumably killing herself via Mum's Curse Part 2: Electric Boogaloo out of pure spite.

#into the woods #musical theatre #musicals #broadway #broadway musicals #Imagine being so sick of everyone's shit that you have a whole musical number just to insult them and then dpontaneously combust #so real Witch Into The Woods #i too sometimes wish I could gather all the people who annoy me in a clearing in the woods #tell them all that they're shit and to check themselves #and then EXPLODE #dissolve into a puddle of green ooze or something #with a skull-shaped cloud of green smoke

(In response to that one reblogged post) Silly little AJR guy. Just a silly goose that pops on now and again. I would also love to watch what would happen if you found yourself in a room with Jack…but I fear you may explode, bestie.

Me if I ever found myself in the same room as Jack, unfortunately: