#and wired

[ikkleosu]

I just realised! Caryl now have their own COTL - Conversation on the Log!! Just like Mulder and Scully!!

Hoorah

[artsy-hobbitses]

NEWSROOM CONVOS

As brought to you by your local hobbit who just started a new job last month! Which is a lot more scatterbrained and hilarious than movies and TV makes it look :’B 

Memorable things overheard include: 

“Hey check if someone died before you leave!” 

‘What the hell is ‘decanting’?”

-Old aunty casually explaining in graphic detail to horrified sub-editor how Rigor Mortis works-

“OF COURSE ‘HARRY’ MEANS ‘PRINCE HARRY’ WHAT OTHER HARRY COULD YOU MISTAKE IT FOR?”

“THERE’S HARRY POTTER AND THAT ONE FROM 1D GOD DAMNIT BE SPECIFIC!”

"Call this motherfucker up about this piece, I have questions---can I say motherfucker?"

“I never thought I'd hear 'Baby shark' and 'protesters' being used in the same sentence completely straight but this is the hellscape we're in.”

[the-parentheticals]

so like i might be demiromantic? idk

[slim--pickins]

my skills include:

responding with comforting simple lies on the spot to cashiers who are asking questions trying to make playful small talk bc I know they can't handle the truths

[forestkodama]

Of all of my poor professional decisions I've made in my life, scheduling two public presentations four days apart ranks up there.

Presenting the first one on four hours of sleep wasn't as bad, but still regrettable.

[baby-prophet]

you think I would fucking learn that I can't really drink coffee without it making my veins feel like they're electric

[metaorigin]

Cr3wnivrse missed out on designing Topaz bootylicious then shed really be Topazz!