#and:

[anxiousrockdog]

moral of the story do not internalize ur feelings or u will be changed forever in a horrifying suicide metaphor . or something

[sem1-sw33t]

nobody let ANY man named michael shake his ass 😭😭😭 shit sounds like maracas with the way his bones are rattling 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wigglybunfish]

"Sorve"

[stupidityisfourever]

dont reblog just tag your OTPs

[mothbaaalls]

I AM CONCOCTING AMVS IN MY HEAD THAT ARE SO FUCKING EVIL

[partypuppy-nastja]

stranger, i’ve never met you before, but your posts about your late partner and what she said in your pinned post really warmed my heart. i wish you so much love and happiness in this life and the next x

Thank you are very kind; and yes, it is a thing that means a lot to me ❤️

[readingworldwanderer]

you know, publishing schedules being what they are, it is highly likely that natasha pulley is hard at work on the book that comes after the salt king.

just think. we know about avelyn and jericho from the salt king summary, and we eagerly await their arrival, but somewhere out there are an even newer pair of lonely disasters falling in love.

we don't know who they are. we don't know when they are. we don't know what flavor of magical strangeness is complicating their situation.

but! we can believe that they exist

[shipsandtea]