one (1) stupid little ghostie

benzene (or benny, if you like) || he/him || over 21 || i'm small brain 👍 || spam like/rb is totally ok!! :D

[mothbaaalls]

beware... ghostie in here...

oOooOoo spooky

reference archive blog @the-swagless-archives

mothbaaart @mothbaaart

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[kiarabearaa]

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

[itsernestok]

What’s the name of that gimmick blog that determines the rhyme scheme of stuff?

[itsernestok]

@i-scan-your-poems

[i-scan-your-poems]

This post is wonderful classic tumblr and relevant to my interests but how would I possibly scan it? What could I even do here?

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[zombiepatch]

likers is when have friends :]

[mothbaaalls]

The Child loves to come up to me, demand that i take a picture of him, and then make the goofiest possible expression imaginable. i should print these out and make a photo album of them to present to him when he turns 18 lmao

[yellbug]

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

[snek-of-eden]

i don't know if it was always like this, but Paramount's description for season one of The Original Series just cracks me up every time i see it

it's giving one of those high-school "coming of age" movie synopses about a ditzy blonde girl who's really quite brave and smart beginning her junior year and realising that amid the pressures of study and the burden of being popular, she might just be falling for the new kid in town (spock)

the year is 2268. it's not going to be a good year for Captain James T. Kirk. can anyone hear me here

[cannibalchicken]

[toastyglow-rb]

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

[evamostly]

Happy outside time

[stella-draws-things]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[mothbaaalls]

there's this poorly-mixed ad i keep getting where the vocal track is entirely panned to the right channel. coincidentally, i never wear the right earcup of my headphones for hypervigilance reasons, but this does not save me because it's mixed SO FUCKING LOUD it sounds like someone's talking in the other room even with the earcup fully off (which is in fact worse because it sets off the There Is Someone In My Fucking House instinct)

AND THEN THERE'S A LOUD AS FUCK ELEPHANT TRUMPETING SOUND BALANCED ENTIRELY TO THE LEFT CHANNEL.

i think whoever created this ad needs to be exploded

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mothbaaalls]

Just know I'd fight for you, even Eleanor Roosevelt. I would-- I would... clock her a good one. Pow! Right in the kisser. Well, I'd punch somebody else, probably, by accident, and it wouldn't end well, so-- I would ask that you not-- request that of me. But I would do it if you needed me to!

Christine Scheifer, ATWWD Listener Episodes vol.98

[lordchairesq]

[lasesmed]

genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

[hotvampireadjacent]