Apr 8, 2021
"My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."
- Andreas Tanis
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"My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."
- Andreas Tanis
*pokes Tannis away with a sharp stick* You are not welcome here, vampire. Stop trying to wedge yourself into my fic. I don’t want you.
So I've watched Underworld: Evolution for the 5th time this week, and I'm sure 10-year old me would be proud of her future self for accomplishing such a thing. But I never expected to be so fiercely reminded of my undying love for all things history and my fierce protection of historians. I never thought I'd be bringing 10-year old El into the equation, but I cannot help myself. I need to explain myself better.
I know full well that he's not the most beloved character in the fandom, but I seriously think Andreas Tanis deserved a whole lot better. Yes, he's a bit of a douche and all, but he knew so much about the histories of things behind entire movies, and if it weren't for him, Selene would've never figured out what happened to her family. The only person to blame for his death is Markus (and seriously, that whole scene was dumb even if Steven Mackintosh killed it with his acting), and when he died, we were robbed of some awesome plots and new bits of lore that will never be explored now. The movies are more than 10 years old, but I'm still hellbent on bringing my faves back. That's what fanfic is for, TBH.
That's it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
That’s fine, Tanis, you’re entitled to your wrong opinion
Viktor to Tanis, Underworld: Rise of the lycans
Alright Erika would be a good choice to come back but also consider Tanis.
Yeah the guy is a douche but he's an adorable douche and he is the ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE HISTORY.
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY NOT LUCIAN TO? YOU THINK HE WOULD'VE LET ANTIGEN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT? THIS ISN'T WHAT HE WOULD'VE WANTED!
VIVA LA LUCIAN!
Underworld Evo.
So Tanis is smart enough to stay hidden with his two paramours for a few centuries buT NOT SMART ENOUGH TO FUCKIN' CLOSE THE CURTAIN TO THE UV BULLETS HE HAS BEEN SELLING TO LUCIAN TO KILL VAMPIRES WHEN HE MARCUS PAYS HIM A VISIT!
"Some history is based on truth, and others on deception."
Tanis is my favourite vampire historian. <3