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Kahn: Hey, have you seen Nathaniel?                

Kraven: Yeah, he's been crying in the hallway closet.                

Kahn: Why?                

Kraven: I don't ask people why they're in closets.                

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Thanks, kids

Thomas: And Selene dragged you two children into this nonsense?

Eve: Literally.

David: I volunteered.

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Public manners

Lucian: Just once I would like someone to call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”

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Who needs reddit?

Selene: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Thomas: Why are you asking me?

Selene: Eve dropped a sock a earlier and I heard her say ’ why has god forsaken me’….

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But you just woke up

Viktor, during Amelia’s awakening: *shows her his memories of killing Sonja*

Amelia: ….

Amelia: I’m going back to sleep.

Viktor: Wh–

Amelia: It’s too early for this shit.

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You’re MY idiot

(After Michael eats human food after Selene tells him not to and gets shot at for his trouble)

Michael: I’m an idiot.                

Selene:

Michael: ...                

Selene: Michael, I love you, but if you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night.                

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Hope for the youth

David: It's interesting getting older and learning that most adults are not smart.                

Eve: I had my suspicions but I didn't think the situation was this bad.                

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Just drink milk instead

Selene: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?              

David: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?              

Eve:

Selene:

Thomas:

Amelia’s ghost:

Selene: David, please do not.