An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
“When Eggsy's father dies on the job, Kingsman--the robotics company he worked for--gives his son the latest in artificial intelligence when he turns 25. The android is sleek and pristine in a suit, and according to the box, is an H.R.Y model.
Looks more like a posh wanker to Eggsy, though.
The android snaps to life and opens brown eyes with LED-rimmed irises that seem to get smaller as they zoom in on the young man in front of him.
Hello. My name is Harry Hart.", it starts pleasantly, "I am a 5th generation H.R.Y model, number 0078. I am fluent in 300 languages, can mind the house and do any and all tasks that are required and asked of me. I can be used as a security detail, and am able to lift a maximum of 1,000 kilograms. A plethora of knowledge is at my disposal, and I am able to provide educational services if needed. I am completely at your disposal as a sexual partner, and am also able to provide medical assistance in the case of an emergency, or whenever required. I am equipped with a quantic battery that makes me autonomous for 129 years. No need to feed me or recharge me. And who might you be?"
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This fic is beautiful!!! @elletromil have you read it?
