Oct 9, 2017
Eyebrows! Underwear! Smut! Bums! Oh my!
#Daily Record#Mary Whitehouse#It's about time we had another#Like a clone?#Android replica?#Interactive hologram?#Smut#Smut on our screens#Totally shocking#That's what it is#SHOCKING#In one advert#We had a girl#In her underwear#Selling an eyebrow shaver#FILTH#And a dating site#With a woman#I can't believe I'm saying this#Brace yourselves#Squeezing a man's BUM#Yes#His BOTTOM#WITH HER HAND#It's despicable#This is morning TV#Children are watching#Won't someone think of the children#SODOM AND GOMORRAH#THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE ON TV IN THE MORNINGS