#andy approved message

[andykoi]

I hate opinion pieces but to tell people I'd have to write... an opinion piece... a troubling dilemma.

[andykoi]

one of my favorite things about my roommate is that they discord call a friend every night and he always takes forever to answer so there’s a good minute of me being able to hear the discord ringtone and her move around like she’s echolocating in the kitchen

[andykoi]

nothing makes me laugh more than calling animals that are just eating normally a fatass. like yeah you wild freak. eat those minimum calories needed to survive.

[andykoi]

they need to make a piece of plastic that's just colorful and nicely weighted to satisfy any desire that might otherwise be a characteristic of a geek bar

[andykoi]

getting up and taking my meds <<< rolling around in bed with a headache

[andykoi]

tiktoks out loud are the modern plague

[andykoi]

“I’m like if a man and a woman had a baby” I’m like if a butch and an otter had a baby. but they would never.

[andykoi]

fell in love HARD with my roommate’s houseguest. 99% sure the vibe was supposed to be fun summer fling. ough.