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23 - they/them

[andykoi]

hiii. hello? howdy maybe. im andy and this is my blog and pretty much everything I love can be sorted into fish, plants, and horses.

for the fish fanatics; I study fisheries management and love salmon

for the plant parents; I’m a big fan of carnivorous plants!! particularly north american pitchers but I think they’re all pretty neat

for the equestrians; I used to show IHSA and now work on my horsemanship at lesson barns (hoping to be leasing some time soon)

[andykoi]

talking to my neighbor and he goes “yo that one bitch who looked like a mouse was kinda hot” ABOUT PIDGE FROM VOLTRON?

[andykoi]

I think I’ve fallen in love with Dune which is awesome maybe but it also makes me think more about what Avatar could’ve been. All critical analyses lead to Avatar.

James Cameron wanted an underdog but gave Jake Sully SO LITTLE exposition that his only defining challenge is the loss of a brother the audience never knew and his wheelchair. mind you he has an OPERABLE condition, he just can’t afford it and hence goes to Pandora on a last ditch effort and is quickly offered the payment from Quaritch. In the extended cut, yeah I guess he’s a victim of the system (disabled + disregarded by the military) but it doesn’t manifest in any kind of meaningful way (like “oh wow see how big companies and systems treat humans?”) other than “damn the dive bar kicked me out. I’ll go to space I guess.”

Paul Atreides is NOT an underdog. He is a duke who checks himself at the door cause he doesn’t want to be a leader. he goes to Arrakis knowing fully well the Fremen are a group of people who should be led by one of their own and whose religion has been meticulously manipulated by the Bene Gesserit, including his own mother. OBVIOUSLY when he begins to use his influence that shit goes off the rails but then the point of the narrative is to be critical of his character for abandoning his beliefs to assume power. THE NARRATIVE IN AVATAR DOESNT CHANGE! YOURE STILL SUPPOSED TO THINK HES COOL???

you could say that Paul had an upbringing w a supportive father who valued education and possibly anti-colonialism. ok. go watch the extended cut of Avatar and tell me they didnt have time to teach Jake Sully a thing or two about respect. IT DIDNT HAVE TO COME FROM SIGOURNEY WEAVER EITHER!! whatever.

[andykoi]

“I hope this email finds you unwell” “I hope you have a terrible day” this email WILL find you unwell. I have sickening news… JUST for you.

[spanielspeaks]

[nordegirl]

close enough

[andykoi]

WILD synopsis btw (and the word after Urban… was Satire)

[lesliasonsdemarieantoinette]

Elle Fanning wearing an Alexander McQueen dress.  Photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue, June 2017

[teaboot]

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

[teaboot]

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

take your kids to work day!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama

[bwaah]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[bwaah]

situation worse

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[horsemotifs]

lets synchronize with mama

[mclennonyaoi]

why don’t they make a baby pope.

[mclennonyaoi]

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

[mclennonyaoi]

scratch that . better idea . make one of those dogs who presses buttons to talk the pope

[mclennonyaoi]

ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be pope

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours

[howisthepope]

dead

[seattlefactsijustmadeup]

No one panic but there was a ball of light in the sky today and it turned the Seattle sky BLUE. I think it's gone now but just be wary in case the sky ball comes to your door and tries to chat about the weather.

[foooo]