#andy barclay

[leaveharmony]

[neonclownvia]

This is kinda a wip I’ve got a part 2 coming

[barclaysangel]

Final Family AU

Junior: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.

Andy: I'll show you where my bills are; you can start there.

[barclaysangel]

Andy, playfully: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love me?

Nica: Right now? Maybe a 6.

Andy: What, why?

Nica, scoffing and rolling her eyes:

Andy: What? I’m confu—oh my gods. This again? For the last time, it is not my fault that the store didn’t have my shampoo that you love! You are just going to have to deal with my hair smelling like wood and grass instead of nautical fresh for a little while!

Nica: You could get it online!

Andy: THEY’RE OUT OF STOCK!

Kyle: I miss when you two fought about normal things. Like possibly fatal missions with Chucky.

[barclaysangel]

Final Family AU

Andy: When I was your age—

Junior, mocking him: When I was your height.

Andy:

Andy: Listen here you little shit—

[barclaysangel]

Final Family AU

Junior: I’ll find another way out!

Andy: I’m sure you will, son.

Junior: *gasps* You called me son! No take-backs!

[barclaysangel]

Andy: I’ll just text see you soon, Nica.

Kyle: Wait! Spice it up!

Andy: See you soon, bitch.

Kyle: Too spicy, too spicy!

Andy: Fuck, I sent it!