Aug 5
POV: you’re so bad at dating all the woman you take on dates have a lesbian awakening
Yes I know they aren’t the same Rachel I just thought it would be funny
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Bulgaria
seen from Luxembourg
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from Russia
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
POV: you’re so bad at dating all the woman you take on dates have a lesbian awakening
Yes I know they aren’t the same Rachel I just thought it would be funny
How Andy defeats Wilkins to save the terror trio would be him having to play dolls in front of him by all means as he was Max (Two Broke Girls) doing so towards J.Petto by all means to just get him to drop his company.
This is kinda a wip I’ve got a part 2 coming
Final Family AU
Junior: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
Andy: I'll show you where my bills are; you can start there.
Andy, playfully: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love me?
Nica: Right now? Maybe a 6.
Andy: What, why?
Nica, scoffing and rolling her eyes:
Andy: What? I’m confu—oh my gods. This again? For the last time, it is not my fault that the store didn’t have my shampoo that you love! You are just going to have to deal with my hair smelling like wood and grass instead of nautical fresh for a little while!
Nica: You could get it online!
Andy: THEY’RE OUT OF STOCK!
Kyle: I miss when you two fought about normal things. Like possibly fatal missions with Chucky.
Final Family AU
Andy: When I was your age—
Junior, mocking him: When I was your height.
Andy:
Andy: Listen here you little shit—
