Jan 27
Nica and Andy texting
Nica: I miss you :(
Andy: Check your porch
Nica: There’s nothing here lol
Andy: Oh my god I’m at the wrong house
Nica: LMAO
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Nica and Andy texting
Nica: I miss you :(
Andy: Check your porch
Nica: There’s nothing here lol
Andy: Oh my god I’m at the wrong house
Nica: LMAO
Historically accurate Andy and Rachel interaction:
@barclaysangel @nicascurls
Good Chucky: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!
Jake:...That's beautiful, Chucky.
Andy: You got any of the red pieces
NicaChucky: I'm going to break these cuffs and strangle you
Andy: Yeah, well, right now, we're trying to finish this puzzle. Do you have any red pieces?
Jake: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Devon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Jake: Absolutely not
Andy: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Kyle: Yes!
Andy: You’re thinking about having sex with Nica?
Nica: Andy, can you pleeeeease make me some strawberry pancakes?
Andy: Yes ma'am!
Nica: ...
Andy: ...
Nica: I need you to strip right now and kiss me.
Andy: I’m sorry, what—?
Grant: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Junior: You and me.
Grant: Don’t make me laugh, Junior. You want to hit this so hard.