#andyakat

[queenlokibeth]

Live long and prosper, bitch *spock-slaps you*

[queenlokibeth]

*hiding from your responsibilities in the bathroom*

[queenlokibeth]

Westboro baptist church? More like westmoron batist church

[queenlokibeth]

At my school when you reach 7th grade, you go to a completely different building but you're still inside the same campus and the teachers are different and in some aspects the uniform is too and even the copybooks are different and it's a HUGE building so the first day we got a map and literally EVERYONE in my grade was lost and it was hilarious seeing 130 people acting like the new kids all at once and the rest of the senior school laughed at us

[queenlokibeth]

One of the funnest games that you can play with your friends is thinking about what would happen if the theory of infinite parallel universes was real. Like in another universe you could literally be married to your favourite celebrity and in another one you could be a male stripper I mean if that isn’t the coolest shit idk what is

[queenlokibeth]

Ok since no one wanted to do the Christmas thing ( queenlokibeth.tumblr.com/tagged/Christmas ) I'll choose my 2 favourite followers and 2 favourite blogs that I follow and then I'll send you all the shit I said I'd made.

[queenlokibeth]

Today I made my mom watch supernatural for the first time. She said "wow. No wonder your hormones are so hyper" the. Stood up and left

[queenlokibeth]

If someone is ever faking sympathy just to pity you in front of others, tell them: "oh yeah! Thanks for your support. I actually got you a present. Here, let me find it" then proceed to grab your purse or bag or stick your hand in your pocket and then say "oh look I found it" and reemerge your hand sticking the bird at them. Believe me. It's priceless and it totally works