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A Tyler Catastrophe x Will Gold Fic

Highschool AU

It was the first day of Brighton High and Tyler was shaking with nerves. He moved from Texas to the uk after a horrible car crash, he shuddered thinking about it. It was all behind him now! Standing outside the gates he marched in his flaming locks of auburn hair waving behind him in the cold autumn wind.

"Wow, this school is tiny.." He muttered to himself, looking around the much smaller hallways than what he was used to. "Heh everything really is bigger in Texas." He joked to himself earning a jolly giggle.

"Texas hm?" A taller man asked leaning in, he wore the school uniform with a maroon beanie on top of his curly brown hair "Long ways from home aren't ya?" Tyler rolled his eyes.

"And? Have a lot to say about Americans?" Tyler asked the boy, a hand on his hip, his choker shining under the fluorescent lights.

"They taste better." The man smirks, a small giggle escaping him before he walked away, humming as he did. Tyler tried to scoff but couldn't.

His cheeks glowed pink as his heart raced. It was the strangers giggle.. he couldn't handle it. Walking backwards till his back hit the lockers he slid down, his tailbone hitting the llinoleum. As the bell rang Tyler snapped out of it.

"I need to know his name!" He shouted, a disarming smile on his round Texan face. A lonely voice responded before he had time to notice him.

"Thats Will Gold, but we all call him Wilbur," the tall man said, extending his hands out for Tyler to hold. "And if you want to get good grades here, I'd avoid him."

"Yeah..thanks Mr..?" Tyler asked, as he stood with the man's help. His eyes of emerald green sparkling with a defiant excitement.

"I'm Mr. Semple, the art teacher, and judging by your lovely choker," Tyler looked down, his hand coming up to graze the delicate beads, "I'll be seeing you plenty. Now, let's get you to the office and get your schedule. How does that sound Mr. Catastrophe?"

Tyler smirked and nodded, following after him, he knew that this was going to be an amazing year.

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Had to explain Obsession to a guy who later admitted he never saw it.

"A crazy girlfriend horror movie, looks fucking dumb har har"

Women's autonomy. Thats what the movie is about btw.

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Introduction Post

Hi, i'm Andy and I am a 19 year old wannabe journalist. i am political, dramatic, and know waaay too much about family guy. i love horror, socialism, history, poetry, my adoring wife, sweets, and music.

i am bisexual and not quite sure on my gender, they/she is ends to a means i suppose. i will probably spend more time reblogging memes rather than making original content but when I do i'll make sure to tag it #andyog.

Please send asks! i love conversation and will respond to just about anything (especially if it is about things i enjoy :p). i am always taking suggestions for new medias or if you want a suggestion i am your guy.

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Quick rant about royal families

I truly think theyre the dumbest thing ever and should be abolished. No family let alone one person have more control than anyone else with no imput.

You are not special. You have no talents, no prospects, nothing. All you are is a bunch of assholes. It sickens me to my core that they still have a place in our world. Every time I see her fucking dumb cunt of a face I get more and more furious. We should have actual Canadian historical figures on our money and not a dead bitch or her unamusing son.

And do not get me started on Prince Andrew. I fucking hope he chokes on an uncut grape that pedo.

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i have no real opinion on the Dude Perfect guys, however their bucket list series is something i need continued. The South Africa one is my favourite videos to rewatch every couple years. If i had the money they had this is the exact videos i would be making.

The basic premise is that they would go to a different location and explore, try new things, and take as many photos as they could. So far they have been to South Africa, a Aircraft carrier, Alaska, Australia, Space, and "Desert" which was a few different locations to visit all the World Cup Stadiums.

Amongst the glacier climbing, sky diving, and landing jets they also make sure to make statements in their adventures. When they were in Alaska they visited a site of a proposed pebble mine and went on to explain the damages it would do to the local salmon population. Or when they were in South Africa they went on a anti poacher mission.

if i was given 5 million dollars i would pay for school, get an apartment, then travel till i ran out of money. i have already been to Thailand which was the best experience of my life and has forever implanted a travel bug in my system.

i will be going to Ecuador in October and i have plans to visit Paris a year later with my girlfriend and friend. travelling is something i worry is losing its sparkle. The amount of people i have met who have no interest in travel boggles my mind.

Usually i can not stand to watch Texans yell and scream about football or god but the Dude Perfect guys treat their experiences with so much excitement and respect it is actually enjoyable. Am i insanely jealous? yes. Will i ever go to South Africa and bungee jump? Hopefully!!!

Which Would You Try?

Paragliding

Bungee Jumping

Glacier Climbing

Driving a Jet

Safari Photo Hunt

Canyon Swing

Visit Kangaroo Island

Voting ended onJul 25

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