#egg nog

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Step mom: You want the rest of the egg nog before it goes ba-

Me: *starts chugging the carton*

Step mom:

Me: *slams carton down, in an Irish accent* It's been a long day, lass

[dabiconcordia]

Beware of Egg Nog

While the little boys cry 'merry Christmas is coming,' Shall I be as dull as a water-drunk log? No! I'll sing you a song (for we bards must be humming) And the burden shall still be, Beware of Egg-nog. When the bowl mantles over the elegant foam, And the steam rises up in a silvery tog; Put by the potation, keep Reason at home, And think of my warning, Beware of Egg-nog. When Circe, the witch, caught Ulysses's men, She gave each a dram that soon made him a hog; The identical mixture--'tis now as 'twas then; So attend to the moral, Beware of Egg-nog. When the circle is form'd, the glass passes round, Old Satan draws night, tho', as usual, incog., And chuckles to see good Sobriety drown'd-- Would you frustrate his malice--Beware of Egg-nog. But why do I rail at one liquor this way? Is no other as fatal; rum, brandy, or grog? Yes, yes, they're all one, I mean all when I say, And I'll say but once more now, Beware of Egg-nog. by Author Unknown

[gummi-stims]

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[thedaddycomplex]

Just had my first egg nog of the season. As is my custom, it was about 70% bourbon. Now, I’m going to have another that is 100% bourbon.

[madamlaydebug]

[thatsbelievable]

[a-slice-of-dice]

I LOVE BEVERAGES

[balloonpup]

"Egg Nog?"

"What exactly is 'nog' of which you speak, and how exactly are eggs involved? Whose eggs are they?"

Being from off-world, Sterling isn't very familiar with local traditions.

By @artbyhornbuckle.