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my anectod of the spider 

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There is a hare in the woods with a notebook, towards him a fox. - Who are you? - I’m a fox. - I’m writing down: fox. Come to me tomorrow morning, I’ll eat you for breakfast. The fox cried. There is a hare on, a wolf meets him. - Who are you? - I’m wolf. - I write down: the wolf. Come to me tomorrow afternoon, I’ll eat you for dinner. The wolf wept. There is a hare on, to meet him beaver. - Who are you? - I’m a beaver. - I write down: beaver. Come to me tomorrow night, I’ll eat you for dinner! - And if I do not come? - Then I cross out.

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Nuestra noche de jazz

Nuestra noche de jazz

Aquella fue la noche en la que estábamos muriendo, nuestros cuerpos se estaban descarapelando, pero mi mano junto a la tuya me mantenía tranquilo.   En nuestro cuarto día juntos seguías comiendo mi carne, pero a ti ya no te quedaba más que una pierna y el torso y yo feliz de seguir viendo tu sonrisa. Recuerdo que pasamos por un túnel de fuego, sangre y un mar de agonía y sufrimiento, después de…

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Hello everyone, I have something to share. Yesterday I watched a video about lies that school taught you with articles about things like chewing gum and listening to music while working aren't distractions. Today the whole class got lectured for a good 10 minutes about drawing in class being bad whereas it's actually helpful. Read here. I was raging a little inside and tempted to tell the teacher to go watch that video but it was around the end of class.

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Приходит стартапер к инвестору, а инвестор тоже стартапер

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