#angry dads

[dump-acccount]

[alastor-and-adam]

I’m sorry…. No really I’m actually sorry.

Alastor: *snapping* Well good news for you P̸̝̄r̷̛͉i̵̭̓ǹ̶͍c̶̨̀e̵͉͆. You see you no longer need to wonder where your God is. Because he’s right here! An̵̲̊d̶̫̍ ̷͓̔h̸͈͝ȩ̶͂’̴̰̐s̶̪̚ ̷͕̍f̴̰̈r̵̫͛ḛ̷̑s̵̙͋h̸̜̿ ̷̺́o̸͎͛u̷̙͛t̴̩̚ ̵̥̓ö̸͎́f̷̘̆ ̶̪̂m̴͕̒e̷͕͂r̷̢̈́c̸̠̀y̴̗̔.̵͖̈

Adam: *cracking his knuckles* You better find our little girl or I’ll let Alastor go demonic on your ass! And when he’s through with you *he summons his guitar axe and holds it out* You’ll have to deal with me.

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

Geralt practicing his angry dad glare to counter Emhyr's perfected Imperial Scowl, the next time they meet. My PS4 shots with PS enhancements. IMHO Emhyr is quite effective in that without even baring his teeth :D

[imageandpsyche]

[alastor-and-adam]

I-I just gave your daughter a bunch of plushies to play with but she might of used them to escape her play pen please don’t kill me!!!!! I just wanted to give her a gift I didn’t think she would do that!!!!!!!

Alastor: You WHAT?!

Adam: She’s been doing little escapes lately!

Alastor: Why would you spoil her like that?!

The two men go looking around the hotel lobby, seeing the playpen lacking a certain baby and seeing a pile of toys against the wall.

Adam: She truly is an escape artist.

Alastor: I would be proud if this wasn’t a headache!

Adam: Well where the fuck is she?! Evie!

Alastor: Evelyn! Evelyn! EVELYN BEATRIX YOU BETTER SHOW YOURSELF!!!

[z34l0t]

Have you noticed that everyone seems to have a lot of thoughts about what's wrong with men?

So the other day I’m indulging one of my worst impulses, killing time between activities by staring at my phone and letting the internet was

[sawing4teens]

Angry Dads

At a family restaurant on a late Saturday afternoon with our aunt and can’t help noticing the half a dozen families with ANGRY DAD. Kids and mom will be talking, or eating, and angry dad is either sitting with a pint or playing with a phone, with the shittiest face. Angry dad, you have ice cream! How can you be so angry?

[megneato]

If I had time today I’d draw Reaper and 76 in the ugliest dad sweaters I could manage but alas, the thought will have to do lol