Okay, now I’m just having fun imagining all the possible scenes for the Jumanji Falls AU.
Soos finding his smashed cop car and going “Oh dude! My car, oh my car...”
Stan promptly passing out when Ford shows up at his door, and Mabel just going “You killed him.”
Stan saying “Ford, please, the last time I played this game, it ruined my life,” and Ford just giving him a look and going “It ruined your life?”
Stan and Ford having that funny argument before the stampede. Seriously, can you imagine Stan going “Do you know what it was like to be known as the little kid who saw Stanford Pines murdered? Do you think anybody showed up at my 14th birthday party?”
Gideon buying that huge-ass rifle and some disturbed store employee going “You’re not a postal worker, are you?”
Ford wrestling a crocodile to save Stan
I just, ugh! This is the greatest AU ever and nobody can tell me otherwise.