them: I LOVE ALCHEMY FALLS
me: same
wat hap 2 ford
them: He ded
me: how
wat hap
them: Bill eat
me: rude
no
ford
became
pride
them: YO YES
me: Stan's fucking face when they met Pride
Pride was the first homunculus Father created. Father is Bill???????
them: Yes
me: "Pride's defeat by Edward Elric seems to give off a symbolic meaning and irony, for it is hinted that Ed's main vice is his pride (mainly from his failure at human transmutation)"
Dipper is the one who kills Pride.
them: Yes correct
me: Being able to relate anything and everything to your current fandom is both a blessing and a curse
"Moreover, when Ed defeats Pride, his most present memory is that of King Bradley and his wife, implying that despite him being much older, he truly thought of Bradley as a father figure, opposed to Father, whom, in Ed's words, had forsaken him for his goals."
gOD
BILL
them: LOL
me: this is incredible.
"Out of anger Pride strangles Selim and snaps his neck before Roy stops him, but this weakened state allows Mustang to kill him by repeatedly setting him on fire, similar to how Roy killed Lust in the manga. "
FUCK
them: AHHHHHHHHHHH FIRE!!!!!'nnnnn
me: "In chapter 104, Pride attempts to use his small size and speed to exploit Edward's weaknesses in hand-to-hand combat as Edward is used to fighting people taller than him."
Dipper growing up to be taller than Ford confirmed
them: Lol
Except that pride is a little kid in the manga but whatever
me: Dipper doesn't kill Pride
It becomes a one and a half stans au
When Pride is defeated, its cause his human body crumbles to dust revealing his 'true form' (THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM) and its a baby. Ed gives it to the lady who was pretending to be Pride's mum as a disguise and she raises the baby and he seems perfectly normal with no memories of being Pride.
In alchemy falls it become one and a half stans au
them: YES PERFECT
stan raises bbyford
me: Baby Ford cries and is a nuisance but Stan is just happy to have his brother back
them: Baby ford is whiny and bad
me: Baby Ford is crying and Stan picks him up but he just cries more and Stan is like "?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WAAAAAH HE STILL HATES ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and Dipper and Mabel are like "chill you're made of metal you're too cold to hold a baby"
them: "FORD STILL HATES ME. HE ALWAYS WILL"
me: "He doesn't hate you!!! You're just making him cold!!!!"
them: "I WANT TO WARM HIM WITH MY BROTHERLY LOVE. HERE DIPPER, STUFF HIM IN YOUR VEST"
"DO IT"
me: "OMG"
them: "YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME. IM AN ADULT"
me: Mabel takes baby Ford and stuffs him in Dipper's vest. "HUG IT OUT YOU TWO"
Baby Ford does not like all the yelling.
them: "KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HIM DIPPER. HE'S REALLY DUMB AND GOOD AT FALLIN' INTO OTHER DIMENSIONS OR GETTIN' CURSED TO BE A DEMON OR DE AGED OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT HE DECIDES TO DO TODAY"
me: "Today he decieed to puke on me" Dipper is very upset.
them: "Haha kids are dumb" stan laughs
"Haha, hows it feel to be the dumb twin ford?"
me: Baby Ford looks at Stan.
"...................................................." Baby Ford smiles at him.
Stan shouts
them: "HE FORGIVES ME"
"I FORGIVE YOU TOO"
me: Baby Ford waves his arms at Stan. "dada"
them: "BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM NOT GONNA PUT YOU IN A LAMB COSTUME"
"WHAT NO EW IM YOUR DAMN BROTHER, POINDEXTER. GET IT TOGETHER"
me: Baby Ford giggles.
"..........DOES..........DOES HE HAVE HIS MEMORIES. IS HE MOCKING ME"
"Grunkle Stan he's just a baby..."
them: "Yeah he sort of threw up on me...
me: Dipper frowns at the baby in his arms. "......this thing was trying to murder me a few days ago......."
them: "You think you got problems kid?? I'm changin' my twins diaper for fucks sake. No more fuckin' around with magic alright?"
me: "IT WASN'T ME"
"PRIDE STARTED IT"
them: "Ok well lets just go kick bills ass for this"
me: Stan whaps Dipper with a rolled up newspaper. "DON'T CALL HIM 'PRIDE' HIS NAME IS FORD"
Baby Ford giggles. Stan's like 'hmm' and whaps Dipper again and baby Ford giggles again.
them: HAHAHA
GOOD
me: Dipper shouts.
"HE'S STILL TRYING TO KILL ME OH GOD"
Mabel shouts
"HE'S A /BABY/"
them: "haha! He thinks its funny. It is" stan whaps him again
me: Baby Ford is losing his goddamn mind.
them: Mabel put him in little dresses.
me: Baby Ford wiggles
Dipper is talking to some people and they're like "Oh! What a cute baby!"
"Thanks its my great uncle"
".......???"
them: LOL
"thanks we're twins"
me: "thanks it tried to kill me a few days ago"
them: "Thanks it worked for a demon"
me: "Thanks he's 60 years old"
them: LOL
me: "o-oh he uh....looks good for his age...."
them: "Yeah i sorta would rather him not be a baby but whatever. He likes me better this way"
them:The best part of GF is that
thanks to the infinity dice, literally anything could happen
including this
this could just happen at the normal fuckin shack
