#anime rules

[lazygremlin98]

Can we just take a moment and think about Katsura Kotaro, and how strong and badass he is. I mean look at this

The man is breaking one of the main anime rules. He even lived long enough to change his hairstyle. I'm tellin' ya, this man can't die.

[ungratefulninja11]

She never stood a chance...

[kittyface27]

38 Shonen Anime/manga rules (minor spoilers for Naruto, Bleach and OP)

1. you must call out the name of every single attack you do

2. in an action scene, being hit or doing something epic must be repeated three times, each from a different angle and slowed down

3. you can jump really high and stay in the air without the ability to fly

4. if something is surprising, each character’s gasp should be heard and seen separately

5. when talking to someone, you must mutter their names after they say something important, incredible, emotional, etc.

6. instead of generalizing a group, most times you must refer to every single person by their names, even if there are over 7 people in the group

7. sounds for running is not required to be accurate to the actual speed of running

8. fuck the concept of time. Example: a single day and night can last over 100 episodes (Bleach by the way)

9. fuck the concept of distance (Marineford arc- One Piece. Just get to the fucking execution stand already!)

10. being mortally wounded and losing a lot of blood isn’t accurate at all (Ichigo can get impaled multiple times and still walk away fine and fight again) (Ace literally is burned through the heart and can still speak)

11. DEATH IS NOT PERMANENT

12. Hands and bare feet skidding across the ground doesn’t hurt one bit

13. random power-up are imminent (Natsu. Need I say more?)

14. flying into a concrete wall doesn’t hurt one bit

15. ATTACKS DON’T NEED TO MAKE SENSE (One Piece- Zoro can grow 2 more heads and have 6 arm for a fucking sword move)

16. Characters don’t need to stop for sleep or water or food during a fight. Yes they can sleep after both the fight and whole arc is over (One Piece- Impel down, hottest level doesn’t make you dehydrated at all) (One Piece again- only eat and sleep after arc is over- Enies Lobby and Dressrosa) (Naruto Great Shinobi War arc)

17. Attack names are hella weird (Zoro- riceball) (Sanji and Robin’s attacks in languages that don’t really exist in said world)

18. you can bleed from the eye and it’s not alarming at all. Also blood getting in the eye doesn’t interfere (except in ONE FIGHT with Ichigo in Bleach)

19. it is morally wrong to attack your enemy if he/she is in the middle of a monologue

20. get provoked easily into fighting

21. don’t need proper treatment of wounds, just wrap cloth bandages around limbs (even if broken bone) or tape a piece of gauze to it

22. extreme hit to the head or being slammed into hand surface doesn’t cause a concussion OR FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE

23. A large percentage of women are weak

24. save random people

25. be friends with past enemies (One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, FT, original FMA.)

26. IT ISN’T UNCOMMON FOR AN ARC TO HAVE 100+ EPISODES

27. animation quality doesn’t need to matter (ONE PIECE)

28. character uses powers and then decides after using all of this power, he doesn’t want it (KHR manga) (Bleach sometimes)

29. most filler arcs need to be crap (FT, Naruto, BLEACH FOR SURE)

30. creators can make up scientific facts and only the fans question it (Magma is hotter than fire)

31. “I WON’T FORGIVE YOU!” (what enemy desires your forgiveness?)

32. one arc can last 4 years (Naruto Great Shinobi War arc - manga)

33. lost a tooth? It’ll come back later, don’t worry

34. you can totally see with your eyes closed (Naruto, Luffy)

35. you can hold your breath for a ridiculously long amount of time

36. fuck every sort of law in physics

37. spit up blood easily

38. THE LOVE OF NAKAMA TRUMPS ALL (Naruto, OP, FT)

(I absolutely adore anime, but these are some things I noticed are common in many long running shonen anime)

BONUS (super opinion): make the worst couples cannon (Ichihime, Sasusaku, ALL FT COUPLES EXCEPT 1)

[lagatan3gra-blog]

I only have 2 moods theres no in between...

[dubuluvr]

Anime rule #1

If a character asks: “Did I get him?” after a fight, there is a 99.99% chance that he did not, in fact, “get him”

[losingmygripdotmp3]

I FORGOT JUJUTSU KAISEN IS SO

🔥🤩🗣👁🖤‼️

[yummywhoreos]

RULES

I have a few rules that I'd love to tell you about <3 this will indeed include things like, what I write for.

Rules:

Don't request something I do not write for. It doesn't mean you can't ask or anything but obviously it's something I'd absolutely hate to see.

If you're a minor and I make an NSFW or smut post, whatever, don't interact, I fucking understand if you read but it doesn't mean you interact. No ageless blogs too.

Don't be racist, now this is a big one, I swear if I see racism on my blog, Get. The. Fuck. Out. I'm not going to repeat this, I don't want annoying bitches saying racist comments.

Please, and I mean this, don't be homophobic, I'm lesbian myself and I don't want to see anyone doing this shit.

What Do You Not Write For?

Character x Character (except for Kiyoyachi, Tsuchaco, Momojiro and YumiHisu.)

x male reader (I am extremely bad at those, but if you ask me I might accept it.)

Anime/Movies that I don't know

Fandoms like piggy, fnaf etc.

Hybrid shit, I'm not writing animal shit no way 🤨

What do you write for, then??

x fem!reader

Any type of reader (except male like I said.)

I'll add more from time to time, but for now, welcome to the club 😎 I may seem cocky but you can ask questions, asks are available 24/7 no matter if I'm away. Hope to get to meet ya anons/blogs 😎